Today, I overslept. I didn’t have any time to get ready for school so I just went in my pajamas. When I got there, my teacher walked up to to me and said, “Nice pajamas!” However, I understood, “Nice vagina!” so I replied, “Oh thanks. Nice penis!” I’m dropping out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, I overslept and missed both of my morning classes. I was supposed to lead an instructional discussion in my communications class that was worth a lot of points. Now my grade has dropped from an A to an F. FML
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Iamthebanzai22 21
You are a strange, strange person
rudico67 8
Could you please tell us how your teacher reacted?
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Iamthebanzai22 21
You are a strange, strange person
rudico67 8
Could you please tell us how your teacher reacted?
Chazzster 32
OP, we all screw up sometimes and say inappropriate things. Chances are your teacher probably ignored the “nice penis” response to avoid problems. Take you cue from that - Say no more about it… This is unlikely to be the only embarrassing thing you ever do or say. Apologize when it’s appropriate, let it slide when nobody noticed or responded. Then just go on with your life.
JackWood 21
Try not drinking so much the night before class.
bleuroze 4
Where are you from that you thought a conversation between student and teacher complimenting one another's genitals seemed perfectly natural?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How in God's name do you get "******" from "pajamas?" And you're the last person who should drop out - stay in school so you can actually learn something. Lesson #1: Get an alarm clock.