Anonymous
Raleigh, United States
Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
SpitBreathe
Iran Islamic Republic of
Drink it instead!
Today, I found out why the amount of mouthwash hasn't been decreasing much recently when I walked in on my dad using it and then spitting some of it back in the bottle. FML
Anonymous
United States
Morning pick-me-up
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Laura
France
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
Jodi Sanford
Grossed out
Today, I asked my roommate to spit in the toilet instead of the sink so I wouldn't have to touch it. When I rinsed the sink after brushing my teeth, he said, "Why would you touch the sink? It’s gross." FML
SinkyBalls
Canada
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
stitchwitch
The runs
Today, I found out that my psycho roommate replaced my milk with milk of magnesia. How? By taking a huge gulp. Tonight is going to be fun. FML
Anonymous
Valley Stream, United States
Dude, WTF?
Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML
jagerbombs
United States
Party hard
Today, I woke up at a stranger's house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML
cantstopfeelingit
Gross!
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
shittysituation
Milpitas, United States
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
As long as it isn't a communal bottle of mouthwash, you're probably fine. If it is, WHY THE **** ARE YOU SHARING MOUTHWASH?
Zmeilerr 22
I wonder what else he spits.
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AmbrosiaWriter 17
I don't know why everyone is so skeezed about sharing mouthwash. Me and my roommates share a single mouthwash, we have those paper dixie cups that we use to measure it out when we are going to gargle. It saves a lot of space in the bathroom.
Jasonf6 0
He's gonna go far in life.
berichsoon 11
That's disgusting
Livviegurl99 11
Thats Just Naaasty *Clevland Voice*
miss_booboo_8 0
Bro get ur own mouthwash just cus ur roommates don't mean u should share EVERYTHING
ineslovescats 5
Wait why do you share mouthwash??
brandon3747 16
Why do you use the same mouthwash
fsamslife92 8
Why is everyone so grossed out by the fact that they share mouthwash? If they use separate cups and neither of them backwashes (obviously not the case here), there's really nothing wrong with it.
smilefaces8 2
At least she's recycling
skyeyez9 25
Buy your own. Bottle. Act is a brand of mouthwash that when you squeeze the bottle, it fills up a mini cup built into the bottle. It is impossible to spit the leftovers back inside like in a listerine bottle.