Anonymous
Raleigh, United States
Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
SpitBreathe
Iran Islamic Republic of
Drink it instead!
Today, I found out why the amount of mouthwash hasn't been decreasing much recently when I walked in on my dad using it and then spitting some of it back in the bottle. FML
Anonymous
United States
Morning pick-me-up
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Laura
France
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
Jodi Sanford
Grossed out
Today, I asked my roommate to spit in the toilet instead of the sink so I wouldn't have to touch it. When I rinsed the sink after brushing my teeth, he said, "Why would you touch the sink? It’s gross." FML
SinkyBalls
Canada
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
stitchwitch
The runs
Today, I found out that my psycho roommate replaced my milk with milk of magnesia. How? By taking a huge gulp. Tonight is going to be fun. FML
Anonymous
Valley Stream, United States
Dude, WTF?
Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML
jagerbombs
United States
Party hard
Today, I woke up at a stranger's house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML
cantstopfeelingit
Gross!
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
shittysituation
Milpitas, United States
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
As long as it isn't a communal bottle of mouthwash, you're probably fine. If it is, WHY THE **** ARE YOU SHARING MOUTHWASH?
Zmeilerr 22
I wonder what else he spits.
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Comments (169)
HaleyStutler 0
why would you share mouth wash in the first place? that's icky!
ELL10TT203 0
I'd **** that nigga up
ELL10TT203 0
Jack off in it n let him gargle it
Minnesota_Chelse 0
I'm pretty sure you would see his sperm floating around in the bottle. He should just put some super glue into the bottle of hand lotion next to his bed!
ELL10TT203 0
That's good too, I guess
ethanmommy09 0
Yuck!!!
xxmeowxx43 1
Well isn't that absolutely cute.
SebastianG 2
Why are you sharing mouthwash?
linkinpark98 24
Hey, the man knows how to recycle! :)
pinkpixie06 11
*GAG*
Quagmire69 5
You can get him back by jerking off into his shampoo bottle.
Minnesota_Chelse 0
Maybe it's time to start using your own mouthwash. Why were you sharing in the first place though?