Anonymous
Raleigh, United States
Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
SpitBreathe
Iran Islamic Republic of
Drink it instead!
Today, I found out why the amount of mouthwash hasn't been decreasing much recently when I walked in on my dad using it and then spitting some of it back in the bottle. FML
Anonymous
United States
Morning pick-me-up
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Laura
France
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
Jodi Sanford
Grossed out
Today, I asked my roommate to spit in the toilet instead of the sink so I wouldn't have to touch it. When I rinsed the sink after brushing my teeth, he said, "Why would you touch the sink? It’s gross." FML
SinkyBalls
Canada
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
stitchwitch
The runs
Today, I found out that my psycho roommate replaced my milk with milk of magnesia. How? By taking a huge gulp. Tonight is going to be fun. FML
Anonymous
Valley Stream, United States
Dude, WTF?
Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML
jagerbombs
United States
Party hard
Today, I woke up at a stranger's house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML
cantstopfeelingit
Gross!
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
shittysituation
Milpitas, United States
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
As long as it isn't a communal bottle of mouthwash, you're probably fine. If it is, WHY THE **** ARE YOU SHARING MOUTHWASH?
Zmeilerr 22
I wonder what else he spits.
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j_cat187 20
At least you don't drink mouthwash in an effort to get drunk.
Birdie_Sage 0
YOHOHOHOHO!!!
TheHeavyOne 15
That's economical!
tessia12 0
I wonder what her mom does
bubo_fml 11
Bah, that's nothing...I was putting on Chapstick lip balm one day & my Dad walked by & said, "Oh, that's for chapped lips? I used that for my hemroids last night!"
1happymummy 14
Why do you share mouthwash?
nxb808 1
Why are you sharing mouth wash anyways, I wonder if you share tooth paste
OrigamiProdigy 0
Sharing toothpaste isn't gross. That is perfectly normal. You don't even come in physical contact with the toothpaste. t[*_*t]
OrigamiProdigy 0
UNLESS, if he sucks the toothpaste into his mouth, spits it on the toothbrush, an starts to brush his teeth, then yes, that's gross.
blondeyhey 0
Agh !!! That's nasty !!!
zebralover23 14
I hope you don't use it too
pagullarka 9
You shouldn't be using his mouthwash anyways, what he does is his business right, no matter how sickening and stomach turning it is