Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend was griping to me about being late for work. When I pointed out that she wouldn’t be late if she didn’t rely on someone else for a ride, she bitched me out about being “unsympathetic.” Did I mention she refused to learn to drive? FML
Today, my girlfriend began bitching about how I never take her on dates anymore. I suggested one for tomorrow and now she says she doesn’t wanna go, because, “I should ask her on a date without her having to ask.” What the hell? FML
Today, I asked my fiancee to drive me to the airport for a business trip in a few days. She ranted angrily that she already had plans, so I asked my mom to take me instead. Now she's pissed and saying, "Why don't you just go marry your mommy, since she does everything for you?" FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, I voiced my unhappiness to my girlfriend, as I wanted to go to a class before we met her friends this weekend, and she said she hated back-to-back events. It was unfair as she often planned her work before our dates, and ended up being late. She became paggro, all because I want to learn a new skill. FML
Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
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vietiscool 2
eh, i thought i had everything worked out with my girlfriend and we would choose where to go/what to do 50:50 but for some reason after a while i stopped doing my part. she reminded me that i need to make plans more or else she'll feel like she's doing all the work and you don't like her enough to take charge. so, you deserve it. i deserve it. improve yourself.
Blanche_fml 0
who needs to wear the "pants" get naked and be equal
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Eresbel 0
Just stand up for yourself. It's not about being the "guy" or the "girl" in a relationship, it's about not being such a pushover.
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
Wear some trousers in the relationship you goddamn woman.
vietiscool 2
eh, i thought i had everything worked out with my girlfriend and we would choose where to go/what to do 50:50 but for some reason after a while i stopped doing my part. she reminded me that i need to make plans more or else she'll feel like she's doing all the work and you don't like her enough to take charge. so, you deserve it. i deserve it. improve yourself.
benzel22 2
A little something about women: If you are a pushover, she'll find a bad boy to mess around with, so she can feel like a woman. If you act like a bad boy and boss her, she'll find a new "boyfriend material" guy. You need to slowely put the pants on, or cut your losses if you are unhappy wearing the skirt.
LedBasedPaint 8
You just described a situation in which the man can never win.
kawaiihime 0
i know how she feels. my ex-boyfriend NEVER drove us around. he was older than me, and didn't even have his permit.
ekdfml 20
same here...he's now 20 and he still doesnt have his license or even a permit
Blanche_fml 0
who needs to wear the "pants" get naked and be equal
DarkPrince_fml 0
^^^^^^ epically true
Alexitis1 3
omg love ur pic hahahahaha
LadyEmi 15
Well said.
Jimboom 12
Tell your man to step up then and grow some balls if he wants to wear the big boy trousers. If he waits around waiting for someone to ask him where he wants to go then he is going to be waiting around a long time. In this world if you don't ask or speak up then you don't get anything!
okmankk 4
I believe the expression is to "grow a pair"
Ldy_S_FTW 0
ahahaha, WHIPPED... she sounds like a feisty woman *rawr*
gman90210 18
So do you.
Good_old_Grim 8
I dunno, sounds kinda cool actually. Most of my relationships end because I get tired of always being the one to figure out what and how to do.
Kyzomo 0
#3 lmao