Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother kept nagging at me because my 9-month-old daughter only calms down when I play her metal. She demands I use gospel, otherwise she will turn into a "devil-worshipping lunatic like her mother". FML
Today, just like almost every other day, my mom goes onto the computer and scolds me for what I watch on YouTube, even when the videos aren't that graphic. Today she scolded me because she found out that I'd watched videos related to the Max Headroom signal intrusion back in '87. Why can't I just watch what I want? FML
Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML
Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML
Today, I was doing homework in the living room when my mom came in and started blasting music and cleaning. When I asked if she could turn it off so I could study, she bitched at me about "My house, my rules." She also has a rule that we can’t do homework in our rooms because of too many distractions. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mom caught me playing Mortal Kombat and had a fit about the violence, saying she read violent video games turn young people like me into mass murderers. I’m 29 years-old with my own flat and she still tries to treat me like a dumb impressionable teenager. FML
Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
Today, my sister is being a complete jerk, hogging the TV (we listen to music on it) and is being bratty about it too. She smirks at me behind my parents' back, and says snarky comments too. When I tell my parents about it, then she acts all innocent and LIES, and then they don't believe me. FML
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sunnyt 5
No one likes Nicki Minaj and her Super Bass though.
mpsteve137 15
She can't be demonic... Satan himself hates that music
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mal2012 4
This FML sucks... I dont even GET wat ur saying. All i got was ur mon doesnt like Nicki Minaj.... Ok?
sunnyt 5
No one likes Nicki Minaj and her Super Bass though.
brianjman14 23
Meh, the chorus to Super Bass is kinda catchy. That's pretty much all I like about Nicki Minaj. Other than that, I agree with your mom (even though I don't believe in Hell).
99megster 15
You a stupid hoe, you a stupid, stupid hoe. I dont know why anyone would enjoy listening to that...
99megster 15
I just realized it sounds like im being sarcastic, but trust me im not. I hate nicki minaj.
make_me_smile 4
Nicki minaj is worthless as she has no meaning or dignity in what she does. And I don't think u can call what she does "singing" or "rapping" as she sounds just terrible
gmc_blossom 21
Come on, guys. In all honesty, I like Nicki Minaj. I mean, I wouldn't deem her as one of my favourite artists or anything, but she's okay. Especially when you think about all of these newer rappers out there. None of them are any good. In comparison to a lot of them, Nicki is actually rather good. Sure, maybe her songs are a bit, erm, bad. Maybe she is all plastic. Maybe she isn't a great role model. But, hey. I would choose her over rappers such as Wiz Khalifa any day. This is just my opinion. *Shrug*
HelloGuys 4
Im like the only one who listens to all her songs & like them?? Try listening to her new album it sounds good to me.
iHeartRKO 5
Wiz khalifa is wayyyyy better
zaynismylove 2
I bet u the music video was starships it's so dirty
Daftendirekt1 0
Ng Ng Ugh I can't stand Super Bass. I'm going to sound really hipster here but I stopped listening to mainstream - not because it's popular but because I genuinely think it's crap. There are some artists out there that I like but meh. Also, all these mainstream artists are coming out with songs like Super Bass claiming it's 'new' when it just sounds like trashy house music from 5 years ago. (I listen to electronic mostly now - the melodic work is amazing in quite a few songs around there.) However, the beat behind 'Beez in the Trap' is pretty cool. Shit song though. Sorry for the essay.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
I like her.
Shy_Anne 10
Kakashi sensei likes nicki minaj ?
ajeppsen 25
I've always hated rap today. ESPECIALLY(sp?) nikki minaj. I like tupac eazy e an biggie smalls better.
MelissaLove234 7
**** you Nicki Minaj is amazing you don't even know her ok judge her by one song yeah your cool. NOT
lolmigosh 15
her debut album, pink Friday wasn't that bad but then again she has been making really stupid songs lately eg. starships
xxxInsanexxx 9
Momzilla.
Dr0reos 8
Nicki minaj you say? *puts on sophisticated smart guy glasses(or spectacles whatever floats your boat)* Yeah she's probably right
Fml_FTW228 10
I'm sick of all these posers on a ****** website/app. You don't needa use perfect suhpehllingg or guh,rahm,err. I no none of ya spell like that to ya friend or w/e. Ya tryna be all sohfihstihcaytehd n shit for nah reason u tryna impress random fukers on the internet who probably at best give .0000000000000146 ***** about you Now ya are all hatin on rap a Nikki... WTF did she er do to ya she just makin a livin like every1 else. 7/10 of these bullshit commentors like Nikki/rap. Thumb me down idgaf.
serenateena 3
scary
BryanThaMan 14
Start working graveyard shift, problem solved :)
meeeaner_th 16
But what if she starts screaming about that stuff when OP's trying to sleep during the day?
Skittles_Rawr 8
Well it might not get you spit roasted.... But it will definitely do some damage on your ears.
the_anti_hipster 7
And brain cells. Nicki sounds like a mix between a two year old with a speech impediment and a mouse on helium. Cartoon death please!
StripedSwtor 7
you should probably tell her to find a new hobby.
mrnuleef 7
Fyl for having a brother that likes any of her music
onlychildFTW 34
I agree. And what's wrong with spitroasting? That's always looked interesting and kinky ;)
Daftendirekt1 0
92 - Indeed it has. Although there are a couple guys I know who started a group called the 'Roastbusters'... Quite disturbing.
onlychildFTW 34
Yeah that is disturbing. Hy would they start a group? There just weird.
theslimshadylp 6
Nicki minaj I wanna stick my penis in your anus.
Linkerdoodles 15
It would disappear forever...
DKjazz 20
Wait... Brother?!
melikeyturtles 3
I dont understand why that comes as a shock to you.
T9FTW 20
Probably because he believes that her music is too feminine for a male.
mycandy20 3
How is she demonic?
Skittles_Rawr 8
Have you even heard her song 'Roman Holiday'? Her music is shit.
insertnameherr 11
or super bass? STUPID HOE? STARSHIPS?!?!
AznSamoan52 10
Dude, she's BEYOND demonic.
gmc_blossom 21
40- She isn't demonic. I actually like those three songs. Don't bother telling me I have no taste in music, either. You think what you want. Lol.
christiangirl 5
Very true she is bad and demonic. I always wondered what she said when she "rapes" so fast no one can understand her ..
Abbeygale 8
A lot of people also believe in the Illuminati and that's she's apparently a devil worshipper, along with Beyonce, Jay - Z and Rihanna etc, It's a thing about them controlling the Human race using music or something, not too sure yet, it's probably not true but interesting none the less. Research it.