Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up naked in my best friend's roommate's bed. We had sex and I puked on the bed. My first sex in over a year and I don't remember a thing. FML
Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
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bookdownthetrou 0
If you think it would have be awesome to not only cheat on your girlfriend, but with two of her friends... I hope your ass hurt badly the next time you took a dump.
HyperFlirt 0
=/ You think it's awesome to cheat on your girlfriend? Wow... I feel sorry for her.
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Comments (90)
NotSprinkles 0
maybe you are what we call a closet case in the gay community
emert 0
yea dude ur so deep in the closet ur finding Xmas presents!
Link5794 18
So far in the closet he got lost. In Narnia.
Cyrus00 41
So far in the closer he's being bummed by Mr Tumnis
0 3
#7 made me LOL hard.
FMLVT 0
I agree with #10, epic fake.
MissMoonshine 0
It should be the "worst hangover", not "worse". Also, you missed the apostrophe in "girlfriend's". Without it you're claiming to have more than one girlfriend, which would be cool but is not accurate.
greatnt249 0
Ever stop to think that your buddy was just messing with your head? I mean, in the absence of other drugs besides alcohol, I think it would be pretty difficult to not realize that you're railing not one, but two guys.
bookdownthetrou 0
If you think it would have be awesome to not only cheat on your girlfriend, but with two of her friends... I hope your ass hurt badly the next time you took a dump.
WTF_BRAIN 11
Exactly what I was thinking! OP, this doesn't seem like a good relationship.
TitsMcGay 10
I'm pretty sure it was sarcasm.
guacala 0
nah, when i read it i interpreted it as a sarcastic "awesome". like, when something shitty happens, my preferred response is to be a smartass and say "fantastic!!". butttt thats just me.
hewro_failure 11
Yeah it's pretty difficult for people to pin point sarcasm online let alone in person
teentee401 37
If he was being sarcastic, I'm sure he would've clarified when writing the FML.
AninOnin 24
Well, there is a character limit. I thought he was being sarcastic at first, too, but then he goes on to say "then I realized her best friends are guys." That makes me think he was happy about it, and then hit with dread only once he realized he didn't bang two chicks.
Luerna 13
Sarcasm isn't usually followed by an exclamation point. If he was being sarcastic about it, chances are that he'd use a period.
HyperFlirt 0
=/ You think it's awesome to cheat on your girlfriend? Wow... I feel sorry for her.
poppysead1 0
What kind of best friends are they having had sex with you?
Drakon_fml 7
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Maybe they were in drag? Coulda gotten some ********.