Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I was happily playing Diablo IV when all of a sudden it was 4 p.m. and time to go to work. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, my sick semi-delusional boyfriend, whom I've been taking care of for days, accused me of trying to poison him so that I could play World of Warcraft. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
Today, I was finally allowed some time to get my game on. When I attempted to log in, I was given an error message. The game servers were down. Estimated time back up was, "sometime later this week". I was unable to get my game on, and had to do chores instead. FML
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Cinn_fml 23
Why lie to your therapist? They can't help you if you don't tell them the truth. Also, if you want to play that game, then fair play, but when you can't tear yourself away in such a way (especially for something like this), then you might want to play a little less.
Ryder42 0
that's sad
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Comments (122)
Ryder42 0
that's sad
unidentified_sta 5
OP is a woman! :-O
TheDrifter 24
That's not sad it's bloody epic. Get OCD treatment during the only time your obsession is unavailable? Amazing time management strategy.
DudeImBetter 0
every Tuesday world of Warcraft is down, that must suck if you're addicted to world of Warcraft.
Bobissmall 13
How is it OCD? It's just smart isn't...
aliaskis 3
I hope you aren't Alliance. If so, that should be why you go to a therapist in the first place.
alym1617 0
bahaha alliance sucks balls
soiheardyoufaile 4
i dunno, horde seem to be losing alot in bg...
faeynt 0
this FML is obviously a fake. girls don't play WoW.
Marvin_Android 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sounds pathetic. So what you are saying is that a REAL life isn't painful and tedious and boring enough, and that you needed to get a fake one? I have a brain the size of a planet, and I don't even know where to begin on this one. Life. Don't talk to me about life.
Ryryz 0
Yet, this seems like something I would do if I needed a therapist. Good time management skills OP. I applaud you!
zoraman5 3
Horde all the way! and 95, maybe people use World of Warcraft and other fantasy games to escape from the harsh reality of real life, not make another crap life. thus why they are fantasy and not realistic.
Ryryz 0
^ They know what they are talking about. *thumbs up*
Troll45 0
lol horde suck on my server alterac mountains lol my guild pawnerates lil hordeys look me up legit grafarion- guild vodka hollas by the way op Tuesdays suck donkey nuts
Troll45 0
lol i'n my server we pawnerates the hordeys ne an my guil prot warrior grafarion- vodka legit op suck on Tuesdays anyways and i guess moderator is a horde lover as well cause they moderated my last comment which was same as top yo moderator learn what expression of free speech means when u moderate this For the Alliance
Troll45 0
wanna keep moderating bitch I'll keep trolling
rockurheart 9
LOL!!!
rustic 0
I can see why you need therapy o.o.... have you guys already gone over you're addiction problem??
starxshine 0
your*
SleepyHead34 0
its a girl genius lol not a guy
mfmylifesrsly 30
76 - guys plural can be both sexes.
sheargreatness 0
if youre playing so often that you schedule appointments around a computer game, then it would probably do you some good to share this with your therapist instead of hiding it !
Asynja 4
Aw, love the name, worpletingers are so ugly they're adorable.
Cinn_fml 23
Why lie to your therapist? They can't help you if you don't tell them the truth. Also, if you want to play that game, then fair play, but when you can't tear yourself away in such a way (especially for something like this), then you might want to play a little less.
rbkhockey33 0
why are you so ugly?
stronghand0331 17
Why would you feel the need to say that to her? That was completely unnecessary.
WhatTheFuq 0
42 why are you so ******* rude? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Cinn I think your gorges :).
goodlike_fml 0
dude she is freaking ugly.
WhatTheFuq 0
Oh and your not? I don't see you on your profile pic. And don't you have anything better to than making fun of peoples pics WHEN both of you trips don't have one??
WorkThatButt 2
I actually think she looks great :/ What's wrong with her? .. #64 and #42, Talk with better language please, if you don't like the way she looks then keep it to yourself, while others will see the beauty in her.. Your mothers did a lousy job..
Airch 9
I'm gonna be the first to call troll here. Not the woman... the other two posters. Thought I'd clear that up, yeah.
DocBastard 40
rbkhockey and goodlike - You two really decided to come here and have your first comment be a nastygram to one of the most respected commenters here? Not the smoothest move, shit stains. Since you find Cinn so unattractive, you're obviously made for each other. Why don't you go suck each other off before diving headfirst into a puddle. I hate feeding trolls, and I hate both of you for making me do that. Assholes.
Cinn_fml 23
Shame you can't slay trolls on FML like you can Orcs in WoW... Oh well, I suppose the mods can in their own little way. But I missed what they said! I kinda want to know now that it's been moderated... But thanks guys. :)
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Slay trolls?! But you used to feed me!
randall_doak 4
I'm retarded.
unidentified_sta 5
Wow, aren't you a cool guy. Everyone wants to be like you I bet.
akallaan 7
Smart man
womblebat 2
that sucks man!
username5000 0
go back and tell him that. therapy won't help you if you are dishonest