Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as...

By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

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Wednesday 22 May 2019 22:32

So it’s really 50% him as a baby. What’s a few percent among friends?

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 22 May 2019 22:32

So it’s really 50% him as a baby. What’s a few percent among friends?

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Friday 24 May 2019 15:36

So drop his ass found someone else

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