Today, I was with my girlfriend at lunch when a group of guys came over. They started calling her a whore and a bunch of other shit, so I cussed them out. Turns out she was not only cheating on me, but all the other guys too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, my slutty ex, whom I'd dumped because she cheated on me, cheated on her new boyfriend as well. With me. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
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Top comments
chairmanmeow1 16
I've been there too, it's not great for you but it's her loss. Hang in there bud.
saucybugger101 33
You deserve better, OP.
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Comments (81)
nzhx 23
Yikes, that's intense. Sorry, OP. Don't get too broken up about it though, if she cheated on you, she wasn't worth your time or love anyways. I will say though, I am curious on how she managed to pull that off. That's a horrible thing to do.
just2comment89 2
Considering she got caught, "pulled off" is a bit generous.
nzhx 23
She obviously managed to pull it off long enough to hold a "group" of boyfriends. That's all I meant.
Swandive235 27
Why is there an FML from colorado every day???
derangedplanet 23
Colorado apparently gives crappy lives
LilMissCanadian 22
The Other Man
saucybugger101 33
You deserve better, OP.
Dick_diamond 22
And you know this since you know OP very well, right?
Rkikkas9713 25
And you do too, #33? Nobody deserves to be cheated on, even cheaters.
JMichael 26
Exactly! Make friends with the guys she cheated with and on.
saucybugger101 33
Well, OP sounds like a good guy, and the girlfriend was the one that cheated, so he automatically deserves better...
devinaww 15
well at least OP is good enough a guy to stand up for his girl, do I'd say he deserves better
BrutalEater 15
They should be mad at the cheater, not the other person! I hate when that happens it sucks!
karacakal2 30
I am pretty sure they are mad at the girl who is the cheater and not the guy who is cheated on
twister45 17
Read it again but slowly this time
domolovesyoshi 33
You've misread the FML, read it over again.
BrutalEater 15
The things tiredness do to people.
chairmanmeow1 16
I've been there too, it's not great for you but it's her loss. Hang in there bud.
SecundusSecunda 27
What the actual hell? As if betraying one guy wasn't enough, so she did that to a bunch?
jesuis_julie 21
Sorry OP! Dump her ass
SnailMail 12
Pretty sure that doesn't even need saying
FadingOut 9
Aw
twister45 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Damn!! why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the ****** house. knock knock. whose there? It's the chicken.
lexiieeex3 32
You had me with that first comment but damn you should've stopped there...
Lalala579121 28
He made this comment before his other one.
twister45 17
You're right I took it to far.
enginsteve 17
WTF just happened?
Spark_Slicker 19
I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.
lexiieeex3 32
What the **** dude...
meli1195 31
that definitely did not go how i thought it would.... crazy how people can do that to someone, let alone 12 people. although I think the beating up part was a bit too much.
hazardoussmiles9 22
What a story, Mark!
djm2010 8
21- But I bet she'll think twice before spreading her legs to the whole world next time.
Spark_Slicker 19
@#25 Yeah, you can say that again. (props to you for getting the reference)
ObamaTwerks 5
Cheating or not, hitting a woman is one of the worst actions a guy can do.
KabamWolf 22
I hope you are all best friends now.