Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend at lunch when a group of guys came over. They started calling her a whore and a bunch of other shit, so I cussed them out. Turns out she was not only cheating on me, but all the other guys too. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML
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Dcoble 0
What a dirty *****
Hundii 0
*****! You should dump her. Might have an std
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Comments (252)
WillKill4Beer 0
Bitch has to make her money some how! You just off your game homegirl..... you have no game, enough said... :|
dt520 4
sucks but hey it must have been one hell of a party!
savvy_suzy 0
It is difficult to know the real story from a short blurb and your assessment is sensible. OP, dig deeper. If this was malicious, see the situation and this female for what they are and learn from it. If it wasn't malicious behaviour on the part of the female and you are dating, perhaps charges may need to be laid against the guys who had sex with her. I'm also assuming this wasn't a swingers party where having sex with multiple people in one evening is commonplace... Only th OP knows the truth.
savvy_suzy 0
My reply below was in reply to #147
SpaceOwl 0
You poor thing :( Dump the trash, and get someone who is faithfull. Cheating is worse than a kick in the crouch. PS: you need to look after your gf so she doesen't get too drunk. And if you don't trust her 110%, you actually have to be a little over protective, or this might happend.
era_do_karalhu 0
I guess she was the party... One more comment: WTF where you!?
HeretoBlame 3
Dude OP first of all your girlfriend isn't a ***** because well there is not a word that can describe her actions..so lets just called her a big ***** until we find the right word..now OP dump her dont even think about any future with her and her herpes...and yeah one question what were you doing in the party and where were you? Dude I mean your girlfriend sleeping around the party and you didn't even realize by the second time she dipped the cup?...be more attentive to your surroundings...
lareske 0
Hope you still don't call her girlfriend. a friend with benefits may work however lol.
shadmed 0
Dude, don't make mistakes like that. Never end your sentences with a preposition! Where did you learn that grammar?
s8n666 0
She was good too.