Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, I found out the rumors are true: my girlfriend is in fact cheating on me. I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that she got busted for sex in a public park, or the fact that they’ve met up there several times to play Pokémon Go. Is that even a thing anymore?! FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML
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Bluesheep_fml 4
What a bitch
Mi24hind 0
Dump her and don't bail her out.
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Comments (211)
agentx52 13
That's awful...
NorwayGirl87 3
That sucks :/ fyl indeed
Yodaevil 4
at least justice was served, arrested! hope you didn't bail her out...
dolphincheddar 10
leave the bitch behind bars
TheRealBruce 12
oh noo I'm sorry that's horrible.
scrapmetal58 9
I know!
whybother8 0
i bet u bailed her out.. didnt u?
whybother8 0
i bet u bailed her out.. didnt u?
xBangOut 4
If I was you, I would so enjoy leaving her there ^.^
katieklein 0
You have sex with another girl! After you dump your girlfriend!
alphabetsoup96 0
I don't get how op deserves it? that just sucks man! fyl
joooeee 3
Visit jail. While she is behind bars and watching, bang random girl. Revenge complete.
cameycamcam 7
Not girlfriend material.
JoeTheMan12 0
beat her ass!
urdirtyolduncle 15
^in a kinky way?
letsgoflyakite 2
thats lawful
extrovertical 0
"Not with me though." ??? if it was with you it wouldn't be cheating.
dancerNsinger4li 0
Public fuckery...I like it lmao!
Yodaevil 4
#111 you like public fuckery as in the act or as in the comment? lol
daisyloo 7
Well at least you know she is being punished!
SeaMen 3
u just lost a winner
grapisy 8
Visit her in jail then make sassy comments about how she's in jail and you arent. "remember that awesome party we were at last night? Oh WAIT, you don't, cause you're in jail. Suck it bitch"
redsfan 4
Yeah, do it in public and get arrested. When she sees you in jail, she'll be so jealous!
samijade 0
No, that's badass.
goaliemkl123 8
that is awful. but if I ever found out my girl was cheating on me.....then found out she's in jail Bc of it. I say the score is settled.
kaykay9080 5
N0, that's sexy shiat.
IHATEFMYLIFE 26
That's exactly what I was just thinking. If you found out your girlfriend was cheating by being arrested for having sex in public, then it wasn't with you. Umm I don't know how my comment got all the way down here because it was suppose to be a reply to 87. Oh well.
lolman222 0
damn dude. that sucks. it's probably for the best that it wasn't with you though.
wowlol727 0
idk man outside sex is awesome...
cimh 9
You know? So you were the other guy? LOL
Temi25 6
Ken, the perfect American boyfriend, huh. Barbie smh
thisusernamewast 0
But "Ken" is in Canada.
Chickenfoot117 6
At least you weren't there and you weren't the one arrested. Let her deal with her own mistakes.
jordynwebber 0
wait w0ah0.0
Bluesheep_fml 4
What a bitch
daBeast155 0
she deserves a good o'l fashioned **** punt
Hopsin_fml 0
K to the I to the N .... *****....
humzizzl3 0
what a *****
Jacobt24 19
*looks at username* When did Barbie become a bad person?
jordnlyn 6
Now lets hope you didn't go bail her out!!
TheNewGuy03 29
53 -- apparently, she wasn't that sneaky. needless to say, i wouldn't be doing any secret agent missions with her.
tynickd 0
well was her sex good with you?
MagicGiraffe 12
bitches will be bitches...
Mr_Saikaly 35
well I'm glad you knew what she really is, now you can move on
TheNewGuy03 29
@81 -- she became a bad person when she created this "no ken do" situation.
Mi24hind 0
Dump her and don't bail her out.
JoeTheMan12 0
I would accidentally bring my new girlfriend to vist her in jail
Souners 3
Doesn't cheating mean she having sex with someone other than you? No need to say, 'Not with me though' since it's already been clarified. I didn't think she was cheating on anyone else.
krakadilian 0
Arabs suck
Sniper3000 0
I hope u call her ur ex now
twizlet 0
that's what I was gonna say
meliesFML 0
find a girl, have sex in public and you'll feel alot better :)
ThatFunnyDude 3
why would he feel better if he is in jail?
Do_The_DANCE 4
I'm down if he's not
passief 0
21, maybe he likes to drop the soap?
stacianichole 2
who told women that it's sexy when they make awkward duck faces? it's less sexy and more skanky bitch. whatever happened to SMILING? no, you don't look 'bad ass' - you look RIDICULOUS.
GTRspecV 0
^^ bitch much?
snickersxx 0
#107 is on their period
grapisy 8
Can you say: crazy cat lady pmsing?
Slipknot666Maggo 0
107- antiduckface.com
fairymacabre 7
duck face,a cünts favorite expression(:
samanthanicolee 0
134- you made my day haha :D
goaliemkl123 8
107- how do u no she's trying to be ba?? look at her profile and you'll find out she's just a normal girl trying to have a laugh on fml.
16rrpass 0
wow. that is the dumbest thing i have ever heard
JustJumped 22
And don't get caught
KayleighRenee 0
BITCHH MOVE
Death_From_Above 0
agreed!!
jellitonoctopus 19
DFA!
Spinnmaster 1
that's really a bottom shelf kind of girlfriend you have.. just saying
mchakkiwala 0
wow. intensifies the degree down to which women can go for sex. you should've paid attention to her OP
CADMAN82 1
You can't be serious.
mchakkiwala 0
why so (not) serious?
leearm104 4
because we would like to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're not completely retarded.
mustafa_fml 0
that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. you make it sound like he deserves this. no one does for any reason. if u ask me she was just being a ****.
KennKenn 0
10- Thats like, the fourth time I've seen one of your comments buried down. You're like the anti DocBastard.
junz_fml 0
Did you have sex with her? If you didn't, count yourself lucky. ;)