Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend at lunch when a group of guys came over. They started calling her a whore and a bunch of other shit, so I cussed them out. Turns out she was not only cheating on me, but all the other guys too. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML
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Dcoble 0
What a dirty *****
Hundii 0
*****! You should dump her. Might have an std
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Comments (252)
GotALife 11
You cant blame her....we TEENS do stupid things and I bet she regrets it or that wasnt true, what if the guy forced her? If you werent in that room when it happen than dont expect things right away. And calling girls ****** are just unmature, if that was a guy doing it with three girl i BET youwouldnt be saying that be more like "O guys are dumb like that wasnt his fault" BS!
Freeze_fml 17
You're ******* stupid. Holy shit. You're using your age as an excuse for your actions?
boopityboppity 11
"Can't blame her"? Are you serious? Whether or not she regrets her actions is irrelevant; she did it already and deserves the consequences. I hate the fact that you say, "We TEENS do stupid things," as though we all would do something like this. Age is hardly a valid excuse. Regardless of the person's gender, I can hardly think of a more appropriate time for the word "*****." Kindly refrain from comments like this (or just from commenting) in the future.
xFalzz 0
We don't know of she was a teen because it never said that. It is a possibility, though. And age is not an excuse for pure stupidity. Lets just assume that it was not forced and that she willingly had sex with three men, that does classify her as a *****. Am I immature for stating the obvious of her actions? No. Also, I doubt that she regrets it. One guy, maybe, but three in one night and completely disregarding her boyfriend? Don't think so.
cheeksMcgeeks 3
GotALife? Get a life... because obviously YOU do stupid things.
safmonster 0
#48 - How does that classify her as a *****? I don't see anywhere that says the men paid her for sex.
boopityboppity 11
Check your definition, 52. Merriam & Webster define a ***** as, among other definitions, "an unscrupulous person."
InfiltratedMind 0
your stupid. how do you know op's gf was under 18?? and no there is never an excuse for cheating. justify your mistakes how you will.
InfiltratedMind 0
oh btw. your 14 stfu. andd three guys "forced" her to **** them all in the same day.. right;) ill bet that's what happened
dt520 4
yes the guys would say that, but the girl would still feel cheated on. double standards is a double standard to begin with. aka a reason to whine instead of dealing with the situation.
daminantion 14
93, you stfu, you're a sixteen yr old brat, I bet you ANY money if a girl came up to you and two buddies for sex, your virgin ass would be MORE than happy to slide it in for a few go's. this generation is ******* whacked. I'm glad I've left teenagedom to the past
MuchDance90s 0
wow, way to pick 'em
kalbrek009 20
If it really happened (& can be vouched for/proven).......drop her like a hot potato & go get yourself tested for std's......nuff said.
ethtan88 2
Dump her !
ThreeSheetsGone 12
I was the cameraman. Your girl's got some serious potential; stay with her, become her agent and cash in on that ****.
ErinAinsley 0
LMFAO
Misumi09 0
Leave her . :/
swarrie 0
That sucks
Rawaha 0
haha
Rawaha 0
Sounds like something that I would do!!
Jessica242 0
watch out for any diseases she could have caught!
ninofrank 0
What does op mean
Doortje 30
On probation.
nextXbrucelee 0
in the case of the girlfriend in the story, orifice pounding