Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend at lunch when a group of guys came over. They started calling her a whore and a bunch of other shit, so I cussed them out. Turns out she was not only cheating on me, but all the other guys too. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML
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Dcoble 0
What a dirty *****
Hundii 0
*****! You should dump her. Might have an std
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Comments (252)
buckie123 3
what kind of shank are u dating? drop the ****!
Souperflip 2
There's obviously something missing from this story. I'm sure YDI.
andyfreay 1
dump her shit and sock her in the face
iivann 0
bitch!!
Tapdivaaa 0
your girlfriends a *****
EvilDave 13
OP, really your FML should start "my (now ex-) girlfriend"
Thale_fml 8
Seriously, has no one so far thought of the fact that they might not have been together at the time? The FML says nothing of THEIR relationship at the time she ****** three guys at one night.
_krispy 0
quiet you .
Thale_fml 8
Haha.
sculp91 0
:( Aw man
monnanon 14
Well you shouldn't have destroyed her $80 vibrator now should you. Im joking OP. If she cheated then dump after humiliating her in some fashion. 3 in one night without you noticing is some feat though. What on earth were you doing?
janise 2
I'm curious as to whether the OP's girlfriend cheated on him or had sex with 3 guys before they were a couple and he just found out. I'm assuming she cheated but he doesn't really specify.