Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend at lunch when a group of guys came over. They started calling her a whore and a bunch of other shit, so I cussed them out. Turns out she was not only cheating on me, but all the other guys too. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML
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Dcoble 0
What a dirty *****
Hundii 0
*****! You should dump her. Might have an std
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Comments (252)
MikeyMalicious 0
OP, YDI for not giving enough of a **** to party with your own girlfriend.
TerrorDollie 0
Nothing gets past you.
guitarhitman18 4
damn dawg, that blows. dump her cheatin ass!
dupapier_fml 6
And you still consider her as your girlfriend. Dude dump her and find someone better
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Maybe someone drugged her and 3 guys raped her? You should have been looking out for her.
Zebidee 9
Based on the words used, and the order they're in, I'd say that was an unlikely interpretation.
deafeningsilence 8
73- You're overly optimistic.
GangstaGalahleio 0
sorry she did that to you but what the hell were you at? If she was gone a longtime wouldn't you go looking for her?
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
YDI for not protecting her. Are you sure she wasn't intoxicated?
boopityboppity 11
A) She should not require "protection." B) Intoxication is irrelevant. C) is for cookie. (That one never gets old for me)
WhatTheFuq 0
lol wow...
GuitarNukka520 5
winnnnnn
_GODZILLA_ 0
She's a disgusting ****. Dump her.
firemanrob 0
she's needs to have a chain hooked Into her ****** then the chain needs to be attached to a speeding big rig then see if she ***** around on u anymore ;) ha
idkmyusername 0
^that is an epic win.
fuckyuxxx 0
wow, you have problems! how about you need a chain attached to your balls and attach it to a rig' ? you wouldn't like it so much would you !!