Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend. Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident. I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died. She cried through the entire movie. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Sensitive
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
How awkward can you get?
Today, I was entertaining my date by suggesting a movie on Netflix. I confidently picked one that I thought was new and amazing. After the first 10 minutes, I realized it was a terrible sequel to a movie I'd completely forgotten about. I spent the rest of the movie in silence, pretending I was into it. FML
Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML
Let's slip out of here
Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
This isn't very romantic or comedic
Today, I went to the movies and accidentally walked into the wrong theater. I sat through an entire horror film, thinking it was supposed to be a rom-com. I kept waiting for the romantic twist. It never came. Satanic haunted dolls or whatever they were did, though. FML
Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML
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sweetdreams999 0
lol. which movie would that be? a zombie apocalypse or Bambi?
emmanizzer 6
watch twilight! i like to laugh at the horrible acting and cheesy heavy breathing forest scenes. always makes me feel better about my life :)
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sweetdreams999 0
lol. which movie would that be? a zombie apocalypse or Bambi?
nananao 0
perhaps you should have watched one that was known foe being a feel good movie.....
Icey_dan1 0
you are hot
phreshboi 1
I don't know which that one would be, maybe the movie was a message to tell you to die?
Emrysa 1
Try Charlotte's Web, Schindler's List, or the Mist.
AlterEggo 0
The Departed! Everyone dies but one.
pertained 12
the director is trying to tell you something.
Shookitup 0
uhh I'm sorry? -_-
selenagirl_fml 0
idiot.
thorfinntheassri 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DEATH GIVES ME A BONER
Clochardounette_fml 0
I would take that as a message !!
selenagirl_fml 0
what?!?!?!? so I'd you see a dead person, you'll get a boner?!?!?
headshot101 0
ur cuteee :)
xFalzz 0
33 Is a necrophile D:
sweetdreams999 0
you scream jailbait 43. lol
Bl4ck_1c3 2
No 43... he's just cool
Razaa09 3
WTF man I haven't seen that movie yet
cantfightfate 0
had to be the departed :) that's my favorite movie.
vivaladino 7
LOL 14
imaginaryvoice 18
Happy feet
bishoprsv2 0
Toy Story 3? That ending really pissed me off..
yosho123 0
1. yuor pretty
KiddNYC1O 22
should've picked a comedy douche...
alexarose 0
i know same!
mattman1994 0
88 no one dies in toy story 3 haha maybe it was Glory, that one civil war movie with Matthew Broderick. Everyone dies at the very last second in that one
llcooljoey 0
didn't everyone die in cloverfield?
Nylecroc 0
49 - RWJ FTW!!!
Schazam 0
But u lived all is happy in the world.
MrFancy 0
YDI for not watching a comedy.
bh0p 0
wow 14 wow let's just make OP himself
spiker84 0
28 is hot
Edokun 0
not a nectophile, they jyst like to rape dead people xd
PimpdaddyCJT 13
those shorts couldn't be higher
quent10 0
ydi for not being able to tell or stop watching the movie b4 everybody died.... stop acting so helpless OptimusPrime ur a transformer for god sakes
dickster 0
And the secret is OP is a hardcore goth/emo, right?
zach55 0
I wouldn't care. seems like a good movie :D
zach55 0
#14 the mist sucked balls
skroal 7
YDI for deciding to watch a movie you hadn't seen before to bring your spirits up, as you've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died.
diskdude13 0
lol :D
BallinJ 0
ydi for not watching ****.
iazy9 14
WHAAAT?!??! toy story 3 has a happy ending
iazy9 14
in **** peoples virginiry dies so thats a no
wiggz1990 0
the end is what's gonna happen to you skroal
BallinJ 0
watch old yeller. that will cheer u up, especialy if u hate dogs.
Jamdestroyer 0
hmmmm....that sounds like Harry potter......and I can't see ur pic dammit I'm on an itouch app.
rebeccaEatsYourS 0
ikr >:o
number0 8
YDI for feeling down lately
defsdgdh 4
was it the happening? maybe you should have gotten a family movie instead of horror....idiot
CitizenSnipz 0
Was it "Happy Tree Friends: The Movie?"
MeAlec 1
awww pussy didn't like the movie
twynn 0
this is funny because you thought it would bring your spirits up but infact it did just the opposite. oh the irony.
austin1414 3
I think it was final destination 4
ladiesman14 0
oh i love that movie No country for old men.
jolaes 0
47 look hott
boringday123 7
Was it knowing? Everyone dies besides a few kids from every country
MrTata_fml 0
first
mootoo31 6
Just like in real life
Jessi_the_sexii 0
maybe u should've watched titanic instead
allenrotstein 0
Hot stuff!
Brittaneyyy 0
pretty much everyone in that movie dies to and the old ladies alone so fail
competlybaked 0
dammit WTF! spoilers?
dirtygurdy 0
that was the joke, so fail.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
allen, dont creep. brittaney, it was a joke. completlybaked, titanic sinks.
Icey_dan1 0
sounds fun...
Uranus_fml 0
What moviee? I wanna see it.
singer4life666 0
Well watch The Hangover or Stepbrothers, that'll get your spirits up haha.
aFMLaddict 0
Or yeah the Hangover haha, that movie cracked me up!
singer4life666 0
Haha I know. I was in tears by the end.
travisrocker 0
watch bambi...... oh wait :(
swimchic007 0
Baby Carlos... :D
aFMLaddict 0
aww, which movie did you see? shouldve watched Karate Kid or something. and #2 you fail, idiot.
hedgerow 0
you are doomed to be depressed, FYL OP
sexybeastwon 0
u should watch the lion king that's a depresing movie
fyourlife1990 0
better than watching Charlie and the chocolate factory..ehh?
sweetdreams999 0
the oompa loompas might get the op. lololol