Today, my 4 year old's heavily pregnant teacher pulled me aside and asked me to talk to my son about "boundaries". Apparently, he asked her if she was going to "boobie feed" him and listed a few reasons why she should and why formula is bad, in front of the entire class. FML
sammylynnp
Kenosha, United States
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OP here: Yes he was breastfed for about 5 months. Due to unfortunate medical problems, we had to switch completely to formula. His brother, however, is currently breastfeeding. At 4 years old, he has lots of questions and I try to answer them all as honestly as I can. I in NOW WAY judge people about formula feeding. As long as the baby is happy and healthy, do what you do, which I've also tried to teach him.
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Miss_Chevious 37
Your kid is well informed. Am I the only one impressed?
itsthewayitis 10
smart kid. just looking out for the good of his teacher.
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vincent6864 18
that must have been an awkward conversation. fyl op.
FarmerGirl420 11
At least he's educated on it. Good for him!
bad_boyfriend 10
boo
klawzor 17
Why so many down votes? All you did is say it must have been awkward, which I'm sure it was.
syki 22
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He's only repeating what he's heard from someone else. Remember, little jugs have big ears, and little kids have long mammaries.
laden_swallow09 35
Mr. Syki, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Bragi 12
@61 - +1000
0to100rq 6
Trump 2016
trollcrusher 17
@61 By far the best (modified) quote from Billy Madison. I usually like to reserve it for people who write a whole essay of idiocy, but your use of it made me laugh all the same. +1 from me.
AndesFults 13
Yo I was just saying sorry for reporting you, I just saw the post you got that from on ifunny
Pnut711 0
OP has already said she supports formula so everyone can cool their jets about formula vs breast feeding. It is very common to see babies with bottles so one of his endless 4 year old questions about the new baby was prob "why doesnt he have a bottle?" And mom prob simply said because this is bette
syki 22
@61 *Ms. And in retrospect, I admit "little pitchers/big ears" was pushing it, but I'll stand by the mammaries. :P
manhj19 16
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Clearly OP you never gave this kid some formula, as he dosent just know this by himself with no education on that fact. Anyway that's a bit embarrassing, would have been less if he told the teacher in private, FYL
hasooon 24
Never go full retard.
sammylynnp 5
OP here: He was breastfed but had to be supplemented with a high calorie formula. By 5 months, he was just on formula. His brother is breastfeeding now so he had a lot of questions.
madeline9322 17
That makes sense.
cek727 16
Ok OP, but how often do you bash formula feeding when answering his questions? As someone who is forced to use formula for medical reasons, formula isn't bad. It's what makes sure my child is well-fed. Before I had him, I planned on breastfeeding. I looked down on formula because of this "breast is best" crap. In some instances, it is. But in some instances, formula is better. Formula definitely hasn't stunted his mental or physical development. He is achieving milestones like rolling over and his first tooth that should be months away. YDI for pushing your parenting beliefs on a little kid that is basically going to parrot everything you do and say at that age.
thatsLEGENDARY 15
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I think your boy likes boobies for a different reason to you!
itsthewayitis 10
smart kid. just looking out for the good of his teacher.
Eyeslick 33
We need more people like him in the world!(ignoring the weirdness)
night_roane 11
Howso? Formula is safe and keeps babies nourished. It's not his business or yours what the teacher chooses to do with her boobs.
9a_1z 12
We don't need more people sticking their nose in to how mothers need to feed their babies. I think it's fair to inform and advise about important issues like vaccination, that can have a massive affect on a child's health, but breast feeding can be very difficult (or impossible) for some mothers and the last thing they need is to be made to feel bad for doing the best they can for their and their child's welfare.
corky1992 33
We all know breast milk is better, but as someone stated before that's not an option for every mother. Formula is still healthy for a baby just because it's not as healthy as breast milk doesn't mean it's bad for them and that the mother should be shamed for it. if it wasn't safe for a baby then they wouldn't sell the shit.
Psycocharger 19
That's... Different... FYL OP, better teach your son what is right and wrong for him to say ;)
Miss_Chevious 37
Your kid is well informed. Am I the only one impressed?
JMichael 26
Well informed and just making sure his teacher makes the right decisions
Jowisee 29
I think it's great that he is getting good information and wanting to share it at that age. Parenting done right!
PhoenixChick 26
Well-informed and repeating what he's heard other people say are not the same thing. Not saying a four your old should have independent research skills :) But...yeah, let's not give the kid too much credit. Imagine being a pregnant woman, who is already getting advice from EVERYONE on how you should raise your own damn kid, and now a 4 year old is joining in lecturing you.
hasooon 24
#24 Wtf did I just read?
rocker_chick105 31
Well informed except for the formula part. It isn't "bad" at all. Some women just can't breast feed. However for knowing all of that information, I'm impressed as well.
marcranger 29
Actually, more recent and better-controlled studies are showing no difference between formula and breastfed babies in the long term. I, personally, am not impressed by anyone who spouts judgmental and outdated facts, no matter how old they are.
SweetasCandy0609 28
#8 I'm impressed to he's only 8 and is being well educated, don't worry about it OP I would be one proud parent if it was son parenting done right we need more intelligent kids like him.
jessica_walker 10
#50 the kid is 4, not 8
vikky538 29
I am way over impressed. That kid will go places...
truckers_wife 23
#41, there are a lot of long term benefits from breast feeding including a higher performance in intelligence tests, lower blood pressure and cholesterol, and it prevents obesity and diabetes.
TheNewGuy03 29
OP's kid is certainly very astute and attentive. Kids' inquisitiveness should be rewarded, not punished. Inform them in appropriate ways, and don't try to shun them.
aeryn97 17
Yep. 110. that's right. not a SINGLE breastfed person is fat. not one! you're smoking something if you believe that, dumbass
brezzyanna 17
Not true. Breast fed babies get stronger throat muscles and talk sooner. Also, breast milk has stuff in it to strengthen the immune system. Plus many more benefits. Bottle feeding isn't bad per se, it's just not as good.
aeryn97 17
wrong again. my formula fed baby has talked nonstop since 5 mo. she's not obese. she's a very tall skinny kid. my 5 yr old is 18kg and 113cms. she NEVER shuts up whether talking, asking questions, singing, or humming. she has a serious depth of understanding and started kindergarten at 3.5yrs/primary school at 4.5. I breastfed all of 10wks and combine fed from day 4. for medical reasons I wasn't able to breastfeed as my milk never fully came in. she is best friends with her 5 yr old cousin who was fully breastfed. people think that they are twins because they look similar and talk/act similar. surprisingly enough the breastfed cousin didn't talk until 2.5 yrs! they are both on the same level/identical now. wow. shot your dumbass theories down right there.
TheLastCenturion 19
That's called anecdotal evidence. Just because your kid did well on formula doesn't mean that kids who drink formula do better than kids who breastfed in general. Breastfeeding is the recommended gold standard for infant nutrition, formula is just the alternative in case you can't breastfeed for some reason. The mix of nutrients in breast milk is nearly perfect for babies and helps to boost the immune system as well. That mix is tough to get right in formula, which is why doctors recommend that you breastfeed your kid for at least six months, unless medical issues prevent you from doing so.
Sora_McKain 36
I actually agree with you #117, though not as rudely. I am fat and I was breastfed.
jake131000 21
That is pretty awkward, but at that age i'm sure most four year olds aren't very knowledgeable of that yet... so there's no reason to be embarrassed. Now if i asked that to my pregnant teacher last year... Id be a different situation
Mathalamus 25
impressive, but still. boundaries.
DenBriZel 31
He's going to be a troublemaker... Already working a way with words to get boobs..