Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
NotSoClean
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Junk in the trunk
Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML
ppp
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Laura
France
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
PissingMeOff
Durham, United Kingdom
Firehose
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
tingles
Solihull, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML
SilkySmooth
Today, I realised why my room has been smelling like berries and why sex has been so uncomfortable recently. Apparently boyfriend doesn't know the difference between hair conditioner and lube. FML
scarred_sibling
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught red handed
Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML
silkysmooth
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was almost out of conditioner, despite having just bought some. Apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to condition his pubes. He thinks doing this will make me want to give him more blowjobs. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 17
Soooo make sure he doesn't have to wank that often.
ACrispyRainbow 0
Problem?
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Comments (378)
alij88 5
Even when you're not giving it to him, he's still giving it to you
matthewbowers88 1
haha mega posh wank
Saladman918 7
We don't know what is what, we just know it works
mazdamanpr5 3
I think that maybe, just maybe, you should consider leaving him. Who cares what the cost of the lube is, the problem is that he feels that he needs to do that while you are around. Or maybe talk to him, you may have said something to him that has made him feel insecure in bed and he feels he needs to "prepare" to keep you interested !
hotrodz28 5
At least it will be soft for you
cat0720 9
For all you ******* moronic guys (and ignorant girls): First of all, that moisturizer could have been for a medical condition. So stop saying '$90 OMG She's so rich and selfish!' It might be so she doesn't have an allergic reaction and die!! Second, girls don't have sex with guys every time they want to. What type of ******* idea is that? That's so sexist!! You're just saying that girls are good for nothing but sex. Third, the guy should have asked or bought his own lotion/lube. That guy is a ******* jerk for taking from her expensive (and possibly necessary) moisturizer. Would he like it if she used his razor for shaving her legs? No! He would throw a fit and bitch and moan about it. So SHUT THE **** UP!!! I don't care who dislikes this by the way. It's the truth and everyone needs to know it.
youshitme 9
And... Don't forget that OP is from Australia, everything here is two to three times the price of what you'd pay for things in US or UK, for example. So, she isn't posh, she's looking after her skin and using what Americans would pay less than 30 bucks for. So, not only has she a ******** for a boyfriend, she also lives in the most expensive country in the world. Poor girl.
cuddlebunny3548 11
You bought a $90 moisturizer?
iammenotyoi 4
He's got high standards, you should be proud.
Suks2beeme 7
That's one way to make your dick look 10 years younger!
mofran 0
have sex with him. problem solved.