Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I punished my new dog for taking a shit inside by putting him in the kennel. He punished me by breaking out of the kennel and destroying everything in my house. Including Christmas presents. FML
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, to try to have a less depressing Christmas, I've put up a small tree in my apartment and wrapped some presents for myself. I woke from a nap to the sound of my cat vomiting. What did she throw up on? The presents. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, I came home from work and found that my son had taken every single one of his toys out and left them on the floor. Plus some goldfish crackers. FML
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad dog. FML
Today, I waited anxiously until midnight to open my Christmas presents. As the clock struck midnight, I ran out into the living room, super-excited to open them, only to discover that everyone in our house had already opened theirs, and had all gone to bed. FML
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adropofpeace 8
Santa will not be pleased.
DontModMeDammit 10
My fat cat just enjoys laying on all the presents and crushing anything fragile in the process.
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Comments (95)
adropofpeace 8
Santa will not be pleased.
kooochris1995 14
He was just trying to open his presents early this year.
EddiE_CN 8
He was just trying to find a better toy?
HahaHokayThen 10
Hey, wrapping presents is part of the fun! (:
metallicshadow 16
17 - not if you spend hours doing it
whyarepeopledumb 2
Surprise!
keepingitnasty 15
I live in Texas bro, it's never really too cold here. I'm just the type of person who doesn't want to co-habitate with an animal, any animal.
LightningCactus 12
Dog version of the Grinch?
kay2beauty 0
Well have fun wrapping them again! And I hope your dog found his toy.
yumlicious 4
I'm so happy for professional gift wrapping.
ImD3vin 6
Did your dog find its toy?
zenrael 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Easy fix, take the dog out & shoot it. Problem solved.
BeefyQueef 5
I like the way you think
cgchamp89 7
You three aren't the fan favorite, I see...
DQEight 8
Sexy.
flockz 20
or option 4, i give you all a hug. i know it sounds ******* terrible, and who wouldn't want to be Doc's personal experiment, but i just thought maybe you guys need more choices.
jillianmathers12 13
4- you have no heart!
HahaHokayThen 10
Can I say something offensive, so I could get all 3?
ThatLooksSticky 16
OPs name IS "dogh8er." He might take your advice.
soccerguy2 11
His response isn't surprising if you look at his profile. it says he eats babies
baseballplaya5 7
That's ******* funny
youshitme 9
Shoot yourself. Easy solution.
supnowww 0
Kill yo self .
Insane_Tea 15
Dogs Gone Wild! Christmas Edition.
KrazieKleo 13
Damn it! He probably did that on purpose!! Did you have a present for him or not?!
liy223 6
Did he find it?
causticgirl 6
Poor dog. It was an act of desperation. Don't be mad. Tell your dog Santa will understand
bmboente15 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Holiday gifts. Don't want to offend anyone.
bertoelmexicano 6
Hey! I live in a suburb of Minneapolis! I've passed by that place before
DyingBreed47 4
CHRISTmas
alkerh 8
It's a name, get over it.
bmboente15 0
Haha drop in babe. But I get a little crazy sometimes
DontModMeDammit 10
My fat cat just enjoys laying on all the presents and crushing anything fragile in the process.
bittersweet25 3
Be glad for that my cat pees on them