Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML
Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML
Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend using a washcloth to clean his cock and sweaty balls. He told me he's been doing this for quite some time now. Guess who's been using the same washcloth to clean her face. FML
Today, I went to the Walgreens by my house and bought 8 body wash soaps because my boyfriend needs that much for 3 days. I’ve done this so many times that the girls at the register know me, and my boyfriend, by name. They gave me a bunch of $5 off coupons because they felt so bad for me. FML
Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
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abetterday 4
who the hell spends 70 dollars on one bottle of facial cleanser???
wut_fml 0
I sure plenty of people will shit on her for spending a lot of money on facial cleanser, but whatever. If she can afford it, then who cares. For people who aren't lucky to have a naturally good complexion, a higher quality product can sometimes make a difference. If she didn't use it and if her FML was about her boyfriend complaining about her acne or whatever, you'd be saying YDI for not taking care of her skin.
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Comments (150)
fmyfudginglife 0
Boys suck
thatwasobvious 0
So its fine to use $70 dollars on facial cleanser. Mmhmm, we suck alright. Not like thats a ridiculous amount to spend on something so near to pointless. Good point.
bloodthorn 4
so do dirty little ***** like you
Imawhalerider 0
thatwasobvious FTW At least it got to your face - transverse property
fmyfudginglife 0
you dont even know who i am so i dont think you have the right to say that
gregthestrange 3
until someone drops docs on you, fucktard
cherlana32 0
She can spend her money on whatever she wants. Just because you wouldn't doesn't make it stupid.
lilsongbird 0
Have you ever heard of acne problems? Not everyone's blessed with perfect skin, and common acne solutions don't work for everyone. I spend a lot of money on my facial cleansers too (not $70 worth, but I know people who have it worse.) I'd venture that your jumping to conclusions (calling the facial cleanser "so near to pointless") as confirming the "Boys suck" statement... But I know plenty of guys who know better than to be as closed-minded as you, so I'll just have to reduce that to "YOU suck." I swear, too many people on this site don't even consider there's another side to these stories.
rstroupe 0
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
lizzilla8297 2
so? if you love your boyfriend, then it shouldn't matter. plus, why on earth would you buy $70 face cleanser.
xleanne_aLly 23
If you loved your boyfriend it shouldn't matter? Bitch, that's a $70 bottle he's wasting on his dick. Hell ya, it matters.
K3YB0ARDASAURUS 17
Mine cost 260$ but insurance covered it because it is considered a disease
seb12992 0
Not all boys are bad, but yeah, the one you're dating is a douche.
glutgyoogle 6
It's not like he knew so he's not really a douche....?
abetterday 4
who the hell spends 70 dollars on one bottle of facial cleanser???
Ligerie 0
People who can afford to and enjoy it.
Para199x 0
who ENJOYS facial cleaner that sounds like one hell of a wierd fetish to me =/
nazooer 11
Dont know but she's either one of those stuck up beauty queen bitches or a fat chick trying to look hot
bexox 0
I don't think she meant anyone gets sexual enjoyment of the face wash.
Vermelle 0
Or she's a nice girl trying to get rid of her acne or other skin problems, and nothing else works. Don't be an ass.
nco1414 7
Just means his dick smells nice!!!
daddysgirl8 21
It could be the only thing that clears her acne, or it could be prescription face wash.
fashionlover 0
that blows
um_duh 0
What a retard!
babiebear 0
wow u life sucks and he is a idot cann't he read the botttle
M13LO 0
YDI for spending $70 on MakeJunkSmellGood cleaner
megkeo 0
really??
123sploosh 0
i dont like you one bit.
thatwasobvious 0
Oh i agree M13LO. very nice
worldjudge 0
oh yeah, he's a keeper
islaphippos 0
lololololololol
Bri555 0
nice abs ;P
plexico 4
So, you must get nice-smelling facials.
Emberlin 0
Why has no one replied to this? It's genius!