Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
NotSoClean
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Junk in the trunk
Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML
ppp
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Laura
France
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
PissingMeOff
Durham, United Kingdom
Firehose
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
tingles
Solihull, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML
SilkySmooth
Today, I realised why my room has been smelling like berries and why sex has been so uncomfortable recently. Apparently boyfriend doesn't know the difference between hair conditioner and lube. FML
scarred_sibling
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught red handed
Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML
silkysmooth
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was almost out of conditioner, despite having just bought some. Apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to condition his pubes. He thinks doing this will make me want to give him more blowjobs. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 17
Soooo make sure he doesn't have to wank that often.
ACrispyRainbow 0
Problem?
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Comments (378)
likexaxbaus 1
Well it sounds like ******* will save you money
Nok27 1
It doesn't matter whether you would spend that much, it just matters that she did and he's wasting it.
Klug_fml 7
Rich people problems..
cassieluvshamion 0
YDI for not getting him laid
arysmomee 2
at cat0720, you are an idiot too. if she put out he wouldn't wack off. maybe she should.stop being a selfish prude and her problem.would be solved. at to the person who commented on my last post, my.skin is flawless so eat a D*** c:
EFlat762 0
Have sex with him more. You'll save money that way.
AmyDeeAri 8
Why would you get $90 moisturizer?
jaylee69 0
Have sex with him instead?
imaxcalixbroad 0
at least you kno you like the smell !
HeXr 22
Holy crap at that price I hope the lotion is doing the job for him