Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
NotSoClean
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Junk in the trunk
Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML
ppp
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Laura
France
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
PissingMeOff
Durham, United Kingdom
Firehose
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
tingles
Solihull, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML
SilkySmooth
Today, I realised why my room has been smelling like berries and why sex has been so uncomfortable recently. Apparently boyfriend doesn't know the difference between hair conditioner and lube. FML
scarred_sibling
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught red handed
Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML
silkysmooth
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was almost out of conditioner, despite having just bought some. Apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to condition his pubes. He thinks doing this will make me want to give him more blowjobs. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 17
Soooo make sure he doesn't have to wank that often.
ACrispyRainbow 0
Problem?
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Thatoneguy911 2
Buy cheaper lotion. Problem solved
girlygeek004 8
That sucks, but at the same time you kinda deserve it for buying $90 moisturizer
cetlawizard 15
Really? $90? You shouldn't waste money on stuff you can get for $5-10 @ your local supermarket....if you don't , then you're spending $80 too much for the same stuff with a different label/name on it & quit complaining. I say YDI for paying $90 & not getting him some jerkins for jacking.
cetlawizard 15
For those of you who made comments about putting burning lotion, etc in the bottle for her man....try it on yourself before you say ignorant crap like that....nobody should burn their genitals & nobody should spend $90 on cheap moisturizers that the price is jacked up because of the name on the bottle. :)
mdr1214 0
What? It's good enough for you but not his penis. Sounds selfish
MrLoux 6
Thats the same price as a prozzie
porcelainkisses 5
YDI for spending that much on moisturizer!
Athga 0
It's a sign: don't buy $90 moisturizer.
sunshine0222 2
Why are you using lotion that's that expensive?!lol
SSgt 0
Well you've gotta use the best for your best friend...