lowlife123
Manawa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Wrap it
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Yikes
Cumberland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML
cheated
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML
Anonymous
River Falls, United States
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
stdpositivenow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Congratulations
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
imgoingtofreakout
🌶️ Spicy
Cheers
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
She totally did not cheat
🌶️ Spicy
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Top comments
my3rdgenipodtouc 0
Guess your relationship is gonna be a lil "bumpy" after this...how it's not too painful
TheFamilyElf 17
The gift that keeps on giving.
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NiCeGuY115 14
Happy birthday to you...happy birthday to you...happy birthday dear lowlife123 and now your really lumpy too! Should've used protection or made sure with him first. While your at it ask your parents for some medication for your birthday...
ebonyirony 29
Happy birthday!
hotshotsmith1 1
Wrap it before you tap it...duh!
sammy18f 9
Herpes can be easily spread, even with a condom. Condoms don't solve every problem. Scared now, are ya?
patrickalamo 48
The gift that keeps on giving.
AgaveLoco 5
And who gave it to him?
kcTheGreat 2
That's the gift that keeps on giving.
kcTheGreat 2
Sorry 5, just saw your comment. Fml needs to tweek the app, seriously.
Cinderella_Man 10
There's this new thing on the market, perhaps it hasn't made it's was to your area yet - called CONDOMS!!!!! You're lucky that's all he gave you! SMMFH!
myriane_fml 5
As mentioned in earlier posts, herpes can be given orally not just sexually so even if they used a condom, he could have given it to her. RTFM.
Cinderella_Man 10
He sounds like the kind of guy who thinks he only needs to go down for just a ceremonial lick, I doubt he would have been down there long enough for her to catch it that way. *Rolls eyes*
calivianya 29
Condoms don't protect all of the skin around the penis and all of the vulva, unless you're using some kind of freaky condom that I've never seen before.
Cinderella_Man 10
Herpes is not a flea, it can't jump! ?
sammy18f 9
You're an idiot. Do your research properly before you speak next time.
sidviciousmum 3
Awwwww I'm sure he didn't mean to , hope ur ok xxxx
loserman67 36
Well Happy Birthday...sort of. Don't be a total asshat like him, do the right thing and don't "re-gift" your "present" to anyone else. Oh, and make him pay for your Valtrex!