lowlife123
Manawa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Wrap it
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Yikes
Cumberland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML
cheated
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML
Anonymous
River Falls, United States
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
stdpositivenow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Congratulations
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
imgoingtofreakout
🌶️ Spicy
Cheers
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
She totally did not cheat
🌶️ Spicy
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Top comments
my3rdgenipodtouc 0
Guess your relationship is gonna be a lil "bumpy" after this...how it's not too painful
TheFamilyElf 17
The gift that keeps on giving.
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digitaljunky 5
The one present you can't return!
julz91 3
Shit ain't funny...sorry OP
perdix 31
Happy birthday and many happy returns!
perdix 31
Aw, come on! The "returns" are the repeated cycles of outbreak and remission. I thought it was clever.
brilliantideas 6
Wrapping does NOT prevent the spread oh herpes. Condoms only decrease your chances.
JSwerv3 6
Haha! I love how the only the "You Deserve It" button is available
trucker67 10
I'd "present" him with a good hard kick to the balls then make him pay for your meds .
Mitcha857 0
Let me just say OP I feel for you. My best friend has it too. Yes it sucks but it should no way hinder you chances at a great wonderful life. A lot of people have it. Just stay strong. The plus side is that over the years the outbreaks decrease and the meds you can take really help. I don't know if you'll actually see my post here but reply if you need someone to talk to about it. Considering that we are both from Wisconsin.
eman1972 4
Kick his ass to the curb. Screw his best friend.
seb6969 6
wow what an excellent idea... Give herpes to someone else, who in turn will give it to other people, who in turn will give it to other people.... you get the point.
POLITEALLCAPSGUY 1
AT LEAST IT WASN'T AIDS.
96skeeter 6
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