BKCK4187
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Desperate Dan
Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nooneinparticular
Fragrant
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
RowerBud
Cleveland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Oddly specific
Today, I realized I masturbate too much when I got turned on by the smell of my shampoo. FML
smellsgood
United States
What are you doing?
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
smellslikeroses
Oxnard, United States
Good smell
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
urinetrouble
Hamilton, Canada
Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML
potpurri_needed
United States
Flavor of the month
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar
I can explain
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
thefriedman
Perris, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mixed feelings
Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML
so_this_is_me
Brampton, Canada
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
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ceilingfans 1
I found this hard to ********** to
abbytequiere 9
Oh, you're so dirty...
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ceilingfans 1
I found this hard to ********** to
StoryOfTheYear 15
That makes one of us.
deviable 9
Well maybe you're just not that in to OP. gotta say though, trash bags are pretty sexy.
IphonFML 6
I get aroused by shaving sometimes.... yes im weird
gress269 4
Everyone gets aroused from shaving. VVell duhh
KateWesley44 0
it's like YouTube all over again! ;-)
chlorinegreen 27
Well I've heard of panty sniffer but bag sniffer? I think we've hit an all time low.
slimjim8094 12
Perhaps you should try masturbating instead. /nazi
humorizer 14
^ Not a true Nazi. You would have scolding him for ending the sentence with a proposition (something you should never end your sentence with).
Rei_Ayanami 18
*********** It seems like most people spell it wrong.
LightningCactus 12
Please tell me this won't be a fetish for you..
RedPillSucks 33
@56, unless it's a prison sentence. Those should always end with a proposition.
Miouya 0
Lol that made me go back and check the spelling XD
LolFMLnot 10
Wow so many grammar nazis!
Isaac_The_Man 0
So many letters that can be replaced with different letters!
amber551133 5
but seriously! have you guys smelled those vanilla trash bags!?! they smell amazinngg!
DoubleDose 0
What's with everyone using anime pictures as their profile? FML is filled with Asians I see? (Think I'm wrong? Prove it come forth white people and dare say you like Japanese cartoons)
drmountaindeww 0
************
abbytequiere 9
Oh, you're so dirty...
Serythvalker 7
Don't talk trashy!!
deviable 9
I think mr is thinking of the flavor vanilla, not the scent.
xSonic 9
The argument between MisFit and Shrike will be forever remembered
uniongirl02 0
That was a long ass argument
sincerelyjay 13
I might have missed that argument..
Ismaeldaboss 1
That happens to me all the time.
wikkedphuka 0
i got so wet when i read this.... nnnn now its gone
MissMae93 23
61 - stfu. This is approximately the millionth time I've seen a comment on how lubricated your downstairs is. No one cares. Stop being an annoying child and go watch some **** to fulfill your urges. FML is not the place for it.
thefaced 0
It's gonna be a hot night!
CleanseTheKraken 0
Usually in your later years in life, vanilla becomes an arousing scent to most people.
flockz 20
did you at least treat the trashbag to a nice dinner?
ohmandapants 17
^ I hear they serve fantastic banana peels and table scraps.
robertlovespi 3
Tie it over your head and wank until you pass out?
yumlicious 4
*wakes up* That...was...the...most...orgasmical thing I've ever tried..........ever.
Tmoney20 3
Remember to have a teammate or a spotter when attempting this extreme wank ... Lol ahhaahha
NippsSlipps 10
Hey, Vanilla is a sexy scent. I see no problem with your scent arousal.
FruityLoooons 8
I don't either. Maybe it's because I can kinda relate? One time I felt a little aroused from the scent of the Nutella I was eating, heh.
diidiimi 10
Tee hee... Nutella is awesome. We have a family story about Nutella. *snigger*
laden_swallow09 35
I'd rather eat Nutella than just smell it, though. Wanking to Nutella… that's something I'll have to try.
deviable 9
At least it was unused.
leadawg75 12
Hopefully...
kdahrouj 6
Lol. It must suck to go to an ice-cream shop
moop256 10
Any one else notice the FML at the end looks diffrent