Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bad dude
Today, I found out that my ex (he's 35) tried soliciting sex from one of my friend's daughters (she's 22) and a few other friends as well. To make it all worse, I just found out this fuckboy has herpes, and contracted it while cheating on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Mixing it up
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Surprise surprise
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
STI TMI
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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aardvarkish 17
That's actually really sad. I feel for people who STDs from someone they trust.
unplugged_fml 0
#2 makes me hate all of those girls who think ALL men are pricks
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iowa3jumpman23 0
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YDI for being a girl. can't wait to hear everyone bitch at me for this
thikimo 0
#1 makes me hate men ]:
ZombieBunnies 0
girls drool! boys rule!
lizliz07 0
agreed
MetroidSlayer01 8
lmao!
Blue_Coconuts 7
This reminds me of a story... Back when I returned from my last deployment I was on CQ when I get a phone call from one of the medics at the hospital. He tells me that he just called one of my guys about getting tested for syphilis. Apparently his wife was tested and popped up positive. She was tested a week before our return. Figure that one out.
relyo 0
He peeled a scab off and made you eat it? I'm bad at guessing.
UK_fml 0
@ thikimo; just dont hate us too much cause you will end up with one sooner or later.
smartman136 8
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@2 shut up im sick of these ******* femenist lesbro bitches we cant help wht we do take a midol and **** off please
unplugged_fml 0
#2 makes me hate all of those girls who think ALL men are pricks
ReyEr9412 0
I'm assuming that the OP found out by taking a standard STD test in a legitamate medical facility.
missvee98324 0
well 58 you are what you eat
gotdapowa 0
we aren't all bad:)
firedraik 0
Way to assume. You have no real idea what her alignment is. Let's clarify: makes me hate assholes. No one's perfect, but don't act like you're better than the other gender. I'd see no real difference if this was a guy who wrote the FML (and it was girlfriend instead of boyfriend).
ThuhBoss 0
If it was a guy, he wouldn't be on here. He'd live with it and give it to the next girl.
CRUZs_GURL1 0
Well the guys a jerk, but really all anyone needs to get herpes is a coldsore also known as herpes complex B yeah it's nasty if he went down on you it turns into herpes complex A which is the herpes everyone is afraid of it's one of the reasons people get herpes thinking it's no big deal it is and it's a really nasty and sneaky way of getting it. But if the jerk gave it to you because he wanted to be a dick then send someone to **** him up lol
ktbird 0
@77 are you kidding me? A guy just posted complaining about a q-tip in his ass. A q-tip. Soft and smaller than a pinky finger. Stop fooling yourself.
EmmaMarieCullen 0
yeah I agree I'm a girl and I think that girls are just as bad pricks as guys........
schnitzel5 0
#4 how old are you? 7? really, you could have said it more maturely at least like said it in a song so it's not sexist like "show me your genitals"
cuntwaffle 0
the herpe fairy
sweetcheeksjvl 0
man that sucks everytime you look at your privates,you probably think of him.
canchremechanic 0
This is a verbatim copy from a few weeks ago. FML for knowing that!!
PottentialFML 0
I don't have to act like I'm better than women, i know I am.
quasispecies 0
sweetie coldsore herpes (Herpes Simplex Virus 1) is very different from genital herpes (herpes simplex virus 2). I've never heard of them switching. viruses need a specific cell receptor to be able to infect. which means cold sore herpes can only infect mouth and genital herpes can only infect genitals. I've never hear of herpes complex either. unless you have both and not realize that then FYL and YDI.
quasispecies 0
that was for @80, btw
tehamericanboy94 0
Show me your genitals your g-g-genitals.
MissRaiin 0
103 she's right. if someone has a cold sore male or female and they preform oral, you can get herpes...how can you not know this??
CRUZs_GURL1 0
HA HA next time look it up I get cold sores all the time and I'm really really scared to do the type of stuff with my hubby or even take a shower and cant stand not to not even for a day thats why I suck in the part of my lip through the whole shower I looked it up and asked my doc damn either you don't ask questions or youre stupid and like to run youre mouth
cater2U 0
soooo how'd you find out I'm dying to know?!?!? (I'm kidding)
melsababe 0
stfu lesbo bitchess u don't even kno wat ur talking aboutt how do we giv any signals of BEng lesbos??? u r immature u get a life buddy
kickinthebutt 0
wow that sucks.... thank god I'm clean ROFLMFAO....!!!
jklonm2 0
I'm a guy yet I disagree, I always did. I never got it, the girls always date the guys who used to call them "icky" and not me and I always said "I don't think your icky"
mcme 0
@#1 YOU sir, are trolling.
StoryOfTheYear 15
lol @86 men are not used to having things shooved up their ass, if it was a girl, she woulve just moved on :D
fisher50 0
@138 I know!! all I've ever been is kind to most girls and they think I'm a weirdo!!
thenormalguy 0
@thikimo don't steryotype all men around that, i actually respect my girlfriend's feelings and oppinions
iSwag 0
Biiiiitttttcccchhhh
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
lol #1. condoms aren't just for birth control. YDI
bezach 0
glad you said it...dose thinking women have value and men are immature make me gay?
bobby3130 0
ok so you cannot get genital herps from cold sores they are a completely diff virus that's like saying you can get the swine flu from someone with a cold get your facts straight
CRUZs_GURL1 0
#151 look it up damn I tell you running you're mouth just look it up you have to have Internet right LOOK IT UP!!!
Betz 10
do we get a prize for guessing correctly?
bobby3130 0
153 what are your sources exactly? some random website or yahoo answers? try common sense or a real medical website like webmd or having an aunt and a grandma who are doctors so they know this stuff and being in a school with extensive sex Ed because of the high pregnancy rate
CRUZs_GURL1 0
I asked my doctor I asked four diffrent doctors maybe you're aunt is just stupid yeah that's it she's not that smart now is she and google it stupid here is what you need to type "can a cold sore cause genital herpse" it will tell you not just one site. when I was pregnant I asked my main obgyn and she said yes I asked my ob and she said yes I asked the other two doctors that were their to they all said yes yeah you're aunt is really really smart. don't have sex if you don't know things little boy
CRUZs_GURL1 0
What's next you're going to be writing an FML saying "Today, I trusted my aunt when she said you can't get herpese by oral, turns out you can she just answered with a NO so I wouldn't askl anymore questions, guess you has herpese and now all the girls at school won't touch me" HA HA
CRUZs_GURL1 0
What's next you're going to be writing an FML saying "Today, I trusted my aunt when she said you can't get herpese by oral, turns out you can she just answered with a NO so I wouldn't askl anymore questions, guess you has herpese and now all the girls at school won't touch me" HA HA
bobby3130 0
ok so I said you can't get it from cold sores, as they are a different virus. way to twist my words like a typical bitchy woman. I know you can get it from oral it's common sense. but cold sores are not the same as genital herpes, so you cannot get genital herpes from someone with a cold sore unless they Also have genital. which would really suck for them
bobby3130 0
also Cruz girl I've seen more mature 5 year olds than that last post especially since you don't know me whatsoever so you wouldn't know that I'm smart enough to use protection so I don't have to worry about things like herpes as much. plus knowing your partner enough to know they don't have Any STDs is also smart
CRUZs_GURL1 0
HA HA you're so smart I so sorry cause I just went to webmd and guess what you were WRONG I don't think you're Sex ED class is extended I think you're just taking it over and over cause you could never pass it lol
CRUZs_GURL1 0
I'm so sorry not I
foodman 0
I can't guess to hard
CRUZs_GURL1 0
I'm a bitchy women well you're a little bitchy ass pussy lol and you're not so smart maybe if you really went to the site insted of just talking out of you're ass like a little dumbass you are you would really know what you are talking about.
CRUZs_GURL1 0
http://www.webmd.com/genital-herpes/guide/reduce-risk
inuyashagirl 0
Cruz girl you need to calm the **** down
bobby3130 0
^^thats what I'm thinking she just keeps making herself look like more of a notch each comment get over yourself Cruz girl it's just FML this in no way affects anything anywhere and I think the reason you care so much is cuz u have it and all this talk about it is making u sensitive. 2 bad there's no cure for herpes. but there is a cure for your other prob. it's called midol an calming the **** down. try it, life might be better if u weren't such a bitch
thejoker805 0
totally dude
CRUZs_GURL1 0
ohhh no no I'm having fun lol it's funny when he thinks he knows what he is talking about lol and I don't need a midol thanks but I don't have pains and I'm not a bitch I'm just having fun lol I don't have herpese I'm a clean freak lol
CRUZs_GURL1 0
alright alright sorry for coming off as a bitch I'll drop the subject kk appolagy excepted
xxdakotaxx 0
#1 makes me hate myself for being a guy :3
CRUZs_GURL1 0
lol don't not all guys are jerks
EpicFailML 0
I'm gonna post this twice because- as an MD- I think it's really important to clear up misconceptions like this: Genital herpes and Oral Herpes (cold sores) are NEARLY the same type of virus (chicken pox is also a type of herpes virus, just fyi- so if you've had chicken pox, you technically have had 'herpes'). You CAN get genital herpes from oral sex with someone who has oral herpes, and there is a very high chance you would. You ALSO CAN get oral herpes from genital herpes (although the chance is significantly lower).
EpicFailML 0
I'm gonna post this twice because- as an MD- I think it's really important to clear up misconceptions like this: Genital herpes and Oral Herpes (cold sores) are NEARLY the same type of virus (chicken pox is also a type of herpes virus, just fyi- so if you've had chicken pox, you technically have had 'herpes'). You CAN get genital herpes from oral sex with someone who has oral herpes, and there is a very high chance you would. You ALSO CAN get oral herpes from genital herpes (although the chance is significantly lower).
EpicFailML 0
I think you're a little confused here. In general, oral herpes is caused by a virus termed HSV-1, genital herpes is caused by HSV-2. Oral herpes can spread to another person's genitals through oral sex; if this happens, it is called 'genital herpes' because it will be the exact same outcome as HSV-2 and it is in the same anatomical location. Doctors wouldn't say 'you have oral herpes on your genitals'- because the definition is by location.
CRUZs_GURL1 0
thank you
CRUZs_GURL1 0
thank you
Smackaho 0
lol #1 ur the man oh guys Wanna hear a joke? woman rights
masterrbASIAN 0
@smartman~ if u can't help what u do, like catching an STD, then you're not so smart.
pgcheerleader 1
men are so effing stupid
mavvie 0
lol
GENeSiS_32 0
You show a great deal of malfeasence and you are quite infantile. Farthest from bitching you'll get, queer bag.
ILoveMyXbox 0
2 then go lesbo that outta be sweet
inuyashagirl 0
Cruz girl just stop talking! and u say lol wayyy too much
geeson 0
your smart!!!
geeson 0
you talk to much
pinkpalla 0
wow
jakeTS 0
she should be in the kitchen
solothadon 0
lmao you stupid good point though
solothadon 0
I figured it out damn that's messed up
own3ddd 0
win #1 and u should have sucked his dick more often u stupid ass bitch ***** **** ******
joeyisinsane 0
YDI for having herpes
breenarae25 0
it's a girl people!!!!!
TBREEZY69 0
learn how to spell the word herpes you dumb **** and there and ask for that matter. im south american and i wouldnt **** that up. you just sound like a stuck up bitch. in my country i would beat you silly for comments like that. and dont tell people that their aunt and uncle that are doctors are stupid when your just a washed up ****
boofgall 16
Dear Cruzgirl, Stfu. It's no wonder I'm friends with mostly guys. It's girls like you that are so annoying, and so damn STUPID that make me avoid having girls as friends at all. You can't get GENITAL herpes from the cold sore virus. You can get the cold sore herpes from oral.
kaahanui89 1
You go girl. LMFAO!!!!! Big up's to all us BITCHES. Hahaha. It's called fun. They should know their facts before opening their mouth. Hahahaha. If only u could reach threw the screen and slap someone he'd be knocked the **** out. Hahahahaha
boredgirl123 11
Aaand I'm assuming with that kind of attitude you're still a virgin.
LarissaT18 18
@#47 "We can't help what we do." Hmm, well maybe you should learn some self control. You're a man, not an animal.
LarissaT18 18
Oh no, I'm so offended...
krispybacon4321 23
He was most likely kidding. Calm your **** and don't be a hater. This is coming from a girl
curiouspersona 0
damn girl that suck.
afatmonkey 0
Speaking of things that suck, does anyone have word on that new Twilight movie? I saw the begining of the first one before purple diahrea came out of my nose.....
underfailer 0
correction, swallows
purplemnm 9
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ohhh hahahaha SHOULDA USED A CONDOM!
lickmyjock 0
he's from Australia, condoms are banned there because latex is produced from the extract of kangaroo ouch lining.
kaykay07 0
condoms don't protect against every STD
bmalley 0
aren't you the dumb bitch who said another girl deserved getting slapped in the face with a used condom because she made him wear it? now you're advocating their use?
iThink_fml 0
doesn't always work dumbass
Monikabug 9
@54, yes that is her. :)
Dfox 0
you can contract herpes even with a condom, you just need skin to skin contact when someone has an outbreak
melsababe 0
karma is a bitchh
lickmyjock 0
mmmm yay got the herp. have fun with that by the way.
kekamae1993 0
sorry girl
Hellooomindyy 0
How did I even know half the first few comments would be from douche bags.
aardvarkish 17
That's actually really sad. I feel for people who STDs from someone they trust.
missASHLEYnicole 0
snickers, you irritate me. everytime I get on I see something you wrote. usually something stupid.
rebel_8645 0
man that really does suck hope you didn't give him head
PsychoMerk 0
That's what you get for not using protection ;0 Doesnt matter how much you "loved" them. -_- now... if it broke... fyl <_>