lowlife123
Manawa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Wrap it
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Yikes
Cumberland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML
cheated
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML
Anonymous
River Falls, United States
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
stdpositivenow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Congratulations
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
imgoingtofreakout
🌶️ Spicy
Cheers
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
She totally did not cheat
🌶️ Spicy
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Top comments
my3rdgenipodtouc 0
Guess your relationship is gonna be a lil "bumpy" after this...how it's not too painful
TheFamilyElf 17
The gift that keeps on giving.
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Comments (210)
RawEndo 1
Thats why u gotta get checked out first! U sure know how to pick them
Wtfeezy 5
Must of been the best gift you ever had huh!
Melinie 7
If your boyfriend is a toilet and gave you herpes, he is only checking if you'd stay... (Family Guy reference)
Sexy_Smurf 16
Um... Happy birthday i guess??? That sucks OP... your boyfriend is an arse....
ekarjala 0
Doesn't matter, had sex.
hellbilly205 17
It doesn't say they had sex, but nice reading skills you have.
CaramelMacchiato 13
^ You're right, it doesn't say that, but we can only assume they had sex in order for her to get herpies.
brilliantideas 6
Nope, skin to skin contact is enough to get herpes.
CaramelMacchiato 13
Sure, but it depends what kind of herpies you're talking about. Genital or oral?
jaketheford 0
Clearly didn't get the reference. Lonely Island and Akon.
RawEndo 1
Doesnt matter no more sex
march_17 0
I wonder what hey will give you for your next birthday.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY btw!
ITalkthatShit 6
Well it is the gift that keeps on giving!!!
groupleader 7
Doesn't matter, had multiple partner, unprotected sex....
calivianya 29
That's making a pretty big leap. It's possible to get an STD from the first partner you ever have even if you use protection every time.
angelinaanimerg 7
This isnt even funny... I dont know why people are laughing. This shit isnt chlamidiya, it never goes away. The guy is a prick
daminantion 14
Maybe the guy didn't know? Perhaps he had the strain by no symptoms, and OP is more susceptible? Sure blame the guy since he started with it.. Do we now call OP a retard for not getting him tested? Don't be so rude to call names and assume. I know you Americans have an issue when it comes to hospitality, but come on.
skittlesmeep 4
Now hopefully you are more forthcoming with your next partner and tell him what you have, so he doesn't have a surprise gift as well