She totally did not cheat
🌶️ Spicy
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
stdpositivenow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Congratulations
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
eaa145
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML
lowlife123
Manawa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Nickolas Neffster
United States
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Godi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a call from my girlfriend of 13 months. She told me that she had gotten chlamydia from the guy she cheated on me with, and that I most likely have it too. I gave her a diamond ring, she gave me chlamydia. FML
lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Jenny
United States
Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
Rancho Santa Margarita, United States 🌶️ Spicy
You really shouldn't have!
Today, for my birthday this year, my girlfriend gave me Herpes (type 2) and this morning she decided to wake me up to tell me she wants to see other people. But she "still loves me.” FML
Anonymous
Peakhurst, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Romance is dead
Today, on my 11-year anniversary with my wife, I bought her a nice necklace and we went to an Indian restaurant where we had the most sensational banquet meal. When we got home, I suggested we made love, to which she replied, "I don't like you enough to do that." FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Sentimental value
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Top comments
Charlie Given 28
Wow sorry to hear that but herpes can months to yrs before showing up, so unless you were both virgins either one of you could have had it 😕😟😭
nentenkupo 19
Could have been from a previous relationship
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Comments (17)
joeyl1990 28
Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving.
nentenkupo 19
Could have been from a previous relationship
Tootsie123 7
it's their third anniversary so I'm assuming op would have found out before now if that was the case...
LeoCor 19
But it can take months or years to show up
real life problems 26
In that case I hope it was just a pearl necklace
RichardPencil 32
And I take it that’s not what you always wanted? You need to communicate if this marriage is going to work!
Charlie Given 28
Wow sorry to hear that but herpes can months to yrs before showing up, so unless you were both virgins either one of you could have had it 😕😟😭
wHSKitty 11
HSV 1 (mouth cold sore) or HSV 2 (genital cold sore)?
wHSKitty 11
Either way, ew. I’d say I’m sorry, but if she had HSV 1 and you were stupid enough to kiss her/let her kiss you, or anything else (seeing as HSV 1 & 2 are interchangeable, sotospeak) it’s your own damn fault. If she didn’t tell you about it, then shame on her. If it was HSV 1, I’ve been told by a pharmacist that as long as a USV 1 sore isn’t visible, you’re ok for kissing at least. Not sure how true that is, but then I’ve never had a problem.
almost_there44 26
You sound like a ******* genius! What medical school did you attend and what's your specialty? Dumbatology?
wHSKitty 11
I didn’t notice the username you chose. My apoly
Glowworm56 27
Ah herpes, the one gift that's not okay to give back.
Davros 12
damn those public toilets