Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Wrap it
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML
Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Congratulations
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
Cheers
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Top comments
my3rdgenipodtouc 0
Guess your relationship is gonna be a lil "bumpy" after this...how it's not too painful
TheFamilyElf 17
The gift that keeps on giving.
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Comments (210)
DespairFaction 11
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.....except herpes and all kinds of other STD's.
alycion 39
And pregnancies
DespairFaction 11
Well....that might stay in Vegas but will probably find you eventually.
I_Punch_Babies 7
for his birthday you should tell him youre pregnant
PamChopsWithMint 5
So you can punch their imagined newborn!
TheBetrayer 4
down votes read the thread starter's name...
PamChopsWithMint 5
Sorry OP. You should probably dump him for being dirty and then be honest with your next partner.
williamcarter93 13
I wonder if there will be a next one, would anyone willingly engage in sexual relations with someone with a professed STD
calivianya 29
147 - If you really love someone, it's not as big a deal if they have one of the "inconvenient" incurable STDs like herpes or HPV, IMO. I have to admit to being shallow enough that I would never have sex with someone with HIV/AIDS, though.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Look at the bright side, he gave you a gift that will last forever. Even longer than your relationship!
TarieBoo 2
he obviously didnt wrap his gift
CaramelMacchiato 13
Wrap your willy before you get silly!
xCrazyMexican 4
Wrap it before you tap it :)
KeyboardWarrior 10
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
j_cat187 20
Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy.
PrincessPesa 20
No glove, no love, man!
amberxxoo 6
Classy guy..
ddeathbombb 5
Hmm did you save your bow........... Lol
CallMeMcFeelii 14
The gift that keeps on giving! Haha.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
****. Never mind..
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
It's ok, I wanted to say it too :< (starts a club for everyone that didn't get to use this witty comment)
br0ccoli 15
1 in 5 women and 1 in 9 men have genital herpes (Age 14-49). CDC says so. Getting it is like a game of Russian Roulette.
RawEndo 1
At least its not russian roulette with a full clip
simplylost643 0
#29- How does that even happen? 20% of woman, but only 11% of men?
hellbilly205 17
Women prostitution i would assume #47.
MedKits 9
Perhaps the social stereotypes are wrong and women are more prone to sex with different partners than men are.
courtneyann211 10
It makes sense if you think about it. 11% of men and 20% of women could mean that men pass it to more women. Most men I know have had sex with more women than women with men.
Trix_Disorder 20
Women are much more likely to get it from men than men are from women. That's why more women have it. Not to mention that more women are honest with themselves and get themselves tested when they see something unusual down there, while men are more likely to be in denial about anything abnormal on their junk.
KiddNYC1O 22
37- The chances that the first shooter will die are at 100%? Damn...
PrincessPesa 20
119- Women are perhaps more likely to become infected because the ****** is mucous membrane (lovely...) and therefore is super susceptible to viral or bacterial situations. I don't think it's because men transmit herpes more than women. Women do so quite often as well.
br0ccoli 15
47- what kitty said. The article said its easier for a woman to get it from a man than a man get it from a women.
Trix_Disorder 20
129 - I thought it was obvious that's what I meant. Sorry it it was unclear.
lackingapathy 0
All these comments, and no one remembered to say happy birthday to op, sounds like you got some crappy presents though :P