lowlife123
Manawa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Wrap it
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Yikes
Cumberland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML
cheated
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML
Anonymous
River Falls, United States
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
stdpositivenow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Congratulations
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
imgoingtofreakout
🌶️ Spicy
Cheers
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
She totally did not cheat
🌶️ Spicy
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Top comments
my3rdgenipodtouc 0
Guess your relationship is gonna be a lil "bumpy" after this...how it's not too painful
TheFamilyElf 17
The gift that keeps on giving.
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Comments (210)
b0bb13 2
Better than nothing :p
ThankfullyNotYou 1
It is his fault if he knew he had that before you slept with him. If he's been tested before but, came out clean. You may also want to reevaluate why you are with him because it sounds like he's stepping out on your birthday.
janerose21 3
what's in store for your next birthday present !!!
zkane2 3
That's why theres (Trojan man!!)
melkymac101 17
OMG. I feel soo bad 4 u. What u should do is beat his ass till his dick is sore
leemariex3 0
Ew
dr3amcatchr 2
Wow. That's not funny at all.
mordecaiandrigby 26
AIDS is definately something you can catch sexually...
ultra_notorious 26
Is that from raw dogging or using protection?
Nozzanoggin 6
Can't believe how shallow some people are. My boyfriend has herpes but it effects our relationship next to none. Just because he gets a cold sore on his genitalia rather than his mouth, it suddenly gets classed as dirty? I wish people read up about herpes more before judging people.
pcam738 1
Yes, that shit is gross. If he didn't have sex with a ***** you wouldn't have the herps either