lowlife123
Manawa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Wrap it
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Yikes
Cumberland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML
cheated
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML
Anonymous
River Falls, United States
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
stdpositivenow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Congratulations
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
imgoingtofreakout
🌶️ Spicy
Cheers
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
She totally did not cheat
🌶️ Spicy
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
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my3rdgenipodtouc 0
Guess your relationship is gonna be a lil "bumpy" after this...how it's not too painful
TheFamilyElf 17
The gift that keeps on giving.
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token_blackguy 18
Just like diamonds. Herpes last a lifetime.
Klaves66 2
its the gift that keeps on giving
xoallie1309 0
nice.
twtwaldron 5
Thats so shitty:(
swwace007 2
Don't let that get in the way of ur relationship with him, everyone makes mistakes, no one is perfect. It's not all his fault, u agreed to sleep with him so it's both of y'all responsibility to deal with. Be positive with it. Just move on together. :)
SaraN120 5
:O tell him, you gave it to him first! Jk. But I'd kill the sob!!!
birdcagereligion 10
Is anyone else wondering where his herpes came from? I mean, unless you JUST started dating. If not... Well that does not sound good.
deeluxe_fml 0
1 in 5 people have genital herpes. Most don't know it and it can take years or even decades to show up. I've only ever had one outbreak and my boyfriend (who doesn't have it) have a healthy, happy, symptom-free sex life, like anyone else. (: There's no shame tied to having herpes.
BlackCube2 2
you probly deserved it because u had sex before merriage
crossbow13 4
abstinance!