Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Wrap it
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML
Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Congratulations
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
Cheers
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Top comments
my3rdgenipodtouc 0
Guess your relationship is gonna be a lil "bumpy" after this...how it's not too painful
TheFamilyElf 17
The gift that keeps on giving.
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Comments (210)
shaggan 6
You thought STDment suck that dick tru>
Calyx_fml 22
For his birthday give him ibola.
rowdyllama 0
Did he atleast wrap it ?
pfase11 0
I'd kill him
kjtk 2
Why would u tell people that ? That's ******.
LadyJoker21 0
Thats so nasty
lefty619 6
The gift that keeps on giving
pandaRanda 0
Shoulda had him checked
jelly1221 0
At least he gave you a gift that you'll never forget :)
Arianaf7u12 0
That SUCKS! Never let a man get it in without birth control AND a condom. You put yourself at risk.