Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
LesboLover
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Anonymous
Longmont, United States
Bad thought
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Anonymous
Keeping up
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Anonymous
Big Little Lies
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML
confused
Canada
Keep schtum
Today, I found out that my employers hired me under the assumption that I was gay. Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded. I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job. FML
Just_do_it_17
United States
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML
tee
Kansas City, United States
Kinda sus, dude
Today, I found out people are suspicious of me at work because I do a good job. FML
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QWERTYCommander 5
Justin Bieber's girlfriend?
sweet_candy_ 17
I think someone needs a makeover :)
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Comments (95)
ViiciousDreamz 0
Don't date faggots with gay hair.
GraysonIsFail 0
Such intriguing intellect...
FantasticFin 0
hey, your hot(: I'm Aussie too(: I'm from VIC, and I'm 15 wbu?(:
Freeze_fml 17
Die in a fire.
bigbadtim 7
So what, does he have man boobs, long hait, a punny girly body? Maybe it is time for him to start acting/dressing like a guy.
yummycupcakegirl 0
Was he Justin Bieber?
elmorous 0
LEAVE JUSTIN ALONE!!!! All he ever does is sing for you people and you just want more more more more MORE!!!! Leave Britney, I mean Justin, alone!
SMD_emilyy 1
Awh baby, they're just jealous ;D
starberries 0
This is stupid. "Ooh, people think I'm gay." So ******* what?
chippa 24
If everyone thought a single girl was gay, then all the guys would refrain from making a move on her. The girl would be left wondering why she's low on options, and she'd always have to make the first move herself. And even if she did, a guy she made a move on might not really take it as "a move" and just see it as being friendly (unless she throws herself all over him--which would seem kind of desperate). Yes, in this case, OP has a boyfriend, but this is still complain-worthy because unless she marries this guy, then she's going to be single at some point.
BroSkitLove 0
shit happens lolz
kdkkat 0
y r u dating Justin bieber????
kindkurt 3
you migh still be one.. your subconcious is trying to tell you something
pfunk129 1
tell your BF to man up