Today, while practicing a song in choir, I got a boner. Trying to cover it up, I tried sitting down. My choir teacher got mad and made me stand in front of the whole class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML
Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML
Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I had been practicing for a solo in a choir I’m in. I finally got it down and was all ready to audition. On audition night, the choir director let me try out, then decided all the sopranos should sing it. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was in church. After we were done praying, I quickly sat back down, accidentally crushing my testicles in the process. I squealed loudly and all but pissed my pants, earning me plenty of weird looks from the congregation. FML
Today, I went to choir rehearsal at 7:30 in the morning. When the guy I have a major crush on stood next to me, I got really excited, so I tried to sound good. After the song ended, he asked me if I wanted some gum to cover up my morning breath. FML
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Top comments
KeXu 6
Good ole' random boners
rg350dx 29
You were so on key you got a standing ovation from your buddy downstairs
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Comments (149)
KeXu 6
Good ole' random boners
ColtonStecher 12
Did you happen to have a really hot choir teacher?
TrueTriage 16
Gotta love NRBs they really are natures way of saying hey! You're about to really hate yourself!
ElementaryEdGuy 18
Whether or not, it's not an excuse for sitting down in choir! Maybe you can play the piano accompaniment from the risers.
PuggieKid 22
That username...
dancinwookie 21
#44- "Schwing!" That was my first thought when I saw it.
Wimoweh 10
38-please excuse my dear aunt Sally, but could you extrapolate on what the "N" stands for in NRB?
sacmaster 11
104- I belive that NARB is the standard abbreviation for 'No Apparent Reason Boner'. This form is generally more accepted and applied over 38's 'NRB' as any given boner will surely be accompanied by either a blatant or inconspicuous reason giving it rise.
MXACE51 2
Show it off and be proud! Make it noticed and show you are "the bigger man"
adam3650 12
Don't act like you're not impressed
elcieloskyler 5
he should have used the music folder XD
HortonThelephant 15
You didn't happen to be playing the tromBONE, now were you?
maryiah 21
OP said they were in choir.
tylermt1999 17
HortonThelephant 15
Thank you for questioning my literacy. . I dun 4got how too reed
maryiah 21
Then how'd you read my comment?
rg350dx 29
Braille.
nikolkaw 9
Also forgot how to spell.
kookysoc 11
It's a pun. Reed a part of wind instruments
laden_swallow09 35
68- We get that part. What we don't get is how it's relevant.
Kinky_Keena1313 9
Woowww people are ******* stupid -.-
Smoxxii 17
C-H-O-I-R he was singing. I guess the song got too sexy... At least it wasn't a concert OP!
capslockisgood 19
120 If it was a concert the instructor wouldn't have made him stand in the front.
error404n0tf0und 21
I can emphasize with you
mmaflake 19
Or empathize.
error404n0tf0und 21
I'm English
Shrike 24
Then his correction should be "empathise". Flip through a damn dictionary now and then. Or quit trolling. Either is good.
rg350dx 29
English people speak English. I think they may have even created the language...
RedPillSucks 33
I think #24s point was that the word used was still wrong, no matter which english spelling variation was used. Empathize and Emphasize have totally different meanings
Kruiser 16
Really 23? Seems to me you aren't..
CharresBarkrey 16
To EMPHASIZE is to put emphasis on something. You're looking for 'empathize' which means to have empathy for.
angeluv_2014 22
Looks like there are three other people spelling it with a 'z'. Looks like YOU should chill the **** out. He was just pointing out the fact that the so called "english" dude used a totally wrong word. I, personally, thought it was hilarious.
adam3650 12
The last thing this poor guy needs is people emphasizing his boner...
death943 10
Redpill changed his pic 0.0
hapy_pig098 13
Guys and thier spontaneaus boners
HortonThelephant 15
Quick! You still have time to correct your spelling error! Too bad you posted twice and will probably get thumbed all the way down to hell..
hapy_pig098 13
I know i accidently hitted send twice and somehow i cant type todat
HortonThelephant 15
You don't say?
eksyneet 23
#18, you're extremely annoying. do something about it.
hapy_pig098 13
Well look on the bright side........ Nevermind
hubbs666 2
Flip it up noob
hapy_pig098 13
So your saying you have gotten many more before
PenguinBitch 44
Oh yes. Flip it in front of the whole class and no one will notice.
Wizardo 34
He means flip it up and do the tuck... under your waistband, you noob.
davincidasecond 24
Saved me so much embarrassment in the past ...
PenguinBitch 44
37-Well no shit. People might notice his hand going down there and flipping it up.......you boob.
Pwuj 6
-37 what if it was too short to be tucked under the waistband?
philbelfrage 13
65 - Then I don't think anybody is going to notice it anyways.
chanellgymnast 17
Aw man. :( I'm so sorry OP.
GetPuckedUp 3
just think.... 2 girls 1 cup. poof! boner gone.
bbozic2 6
Oh.... So I'm the only one turned on by that video?
rg350dx 29
Yes. Yes you are.
groovycrazyjoe 18
really mean that will make you throw up
skyeyez9 25
Is that video real? No way that is actual shit they were eating! Yuck Maybe it was chocolate pudding and brownie mix with food coloring all mixed together to look like real shit....I hope
dead_insects 18
yes its real... you watch it come out of her ass for ****'s sake!
onorexveritas 24
I am so glad I never watched that horrid video, I've heard enough about it, disgusting.
therealafroninga 10
That video, did to my mind what some weird uncles do.
Jharrist89 12
Haha!
Jharrist89 12
It's real, you should look it up. Btw, visit meatspin.com while you're at it :-D
buckstop1 37
My friends tricked me into watching that when I was 11. They said they wanted ti show me something. Never again will I blindly watch something someone just "wants to show me"
kmccain 27
Hey you could have some new girls hitting on you. If you know what I mean. ;)
Fuji76 15
Yeah, because chicks dig a dude walking around in public with a boner. Next time just randomly pop one at the mall, instant panty dropper.
dead_insects 18
have you seen some of the girls at a mall? ;)
Fuji76 15
Yeah, there are trolls there! Lol ;)
tylermt1999 17
That must really have sucked