Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
LesboLover
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Anonymous
Longmont, United States
Bad thought
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Anonymous
Keeping up
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Anonymous
Big Little Lies
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML
confused
Canada
Keep schtum
Today, I found out that my employers hired me under the assumption that I was gay. Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded. I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job. FML
Just_do_it_17
United States
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML
tee
Kansas City, United States
Kinda sus, dude
Today, I found out people are suspicious of me at work because I do a good job. FML
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QWERTYCommander 5
Justin Bieber's girlfriend?
sweet_candy_ 17
I think someone needs a makeover :)
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Comments (95)
QWERTYCommander 5
Justin Bieber's girlfriend?
flossybaben 0
lol good call
bh0p 0
razzle Dee Fffuuuuuuu-you beat me to it #1 >.<
EffinAhole 0
#1 That was my very first thought. Beiber can suck it... his music does anyways.
EffinAhole 0
#1 That was my very first thought. Beiber can suck it... his music does anyways.
stephanie0613 0
Hahahah i am a big Justin Bieber fan, but #1 made me laughh so much.
FarSide 23
Maybe if your boyfriend didn't have 38-D's....
slatter 1
win 38
jay423 0
I agree completely has to be Justin bieber
darlinqqbella 0
I always go with the jocks. (:
glenzhao2 16
Everybody loves lesbians!
sweet_candy_ 17
I think someone needs a makeover :)
Vladamir 0
hey
thecrazyasian 3
you're just a shemale + FIRST
lolomg69 0
first fail more like ;)
TheAICore 0
thecrazyasian.. you're not Asian, you know why, cause your location is Canada. you fail. :). I'm truly Asian. so don't play play.
suppressed08 2
Thecrazyasain, is a GPA of 4.0 good in Canada?
humvee 0
shoulnt be dating boys with girlish looks and long hair should have told everyone it was your boyfriend should have given it to your coworkers for that
franniedottp 8
In other words... leave the Beaver to it's stupid fans.
MissNicky177 6
Shut up!
wellthen7154 12
I personally like guys with longer hair. (My hair goes all the way down my back anyway) It doesn't exactly mean they look like a girl, it can even make them look more like a dude, or just older. Guys usually have a heavier more square-like build, but there are cases that guys DO in fact look a little bit like a girl. My guess is OP's boyfriend is pretty small (maybe 5' 8" which is a little short for most guys) and might be a little lanky. He most likely didnt have any facial hair, and his hair might have been a little longer, but even then he'd still resemble a male figure. They probably thought he was a more masculine lesbian OP, just see if he'll bulk up some :)
C6Racer 0
YDI for having a "girl" friend.
MrDanimal 0
Exactly
Asstastic4 0
I'm not your friend, guy!
singer4life666 0
I'm not your guy, buddy!
Asstastic4 0
I'm not your buddy, friend!
Doortje 30
I'm not your friend, pal.
FFML_314 12
Tell him stop wearing makeup and high heels. Also, tell him to try and get his purse to match his outfit! That is annoying!
suppressed08 2
Wouldn't matching his purse be counter-productive?
FFML_314 12
NO! HOW DARE YOU!
robo_panda 0
are you sure he's a guy?
Freeze_fml 17
YDI for dating Justin Bieber.
missmurderx 8
Already been done, Freeze. Nice try.
frikkinhannah 0
Oh my God... I've never seen Freeze do that before... o.o
MissNicky177 6
I refuse to become one of those stereotype fans that freaks out when some one voices they're opinion... Stop Tempting me!!!!
MissNicky177 6
I refuse to become one of those stereotype fans that freaks out when some one voices they're opinion... Stop Tempting me!!!!
duboss_fml 0
now that's funny. if everyone thinks that