Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
Today, I told my mom I was with my female friend last night, because I wasn't ready to tell her about my new boyfriend. I didn't realize he gave me a hickey and now my whole family thinks I'm a lesbian. They won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML
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karlcolt45 19
he's as smart as you are gay
joljenni 6
I have no idea how anyone can say you deserve it. Good on you OP for being a nice friend. Your boyfriend's a dumbass and the jealous type. Find a secure man. Good job! :)
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Comments (64)
karlcolt45 19
he's as smart as you are gay
BlondePsycho 43
Sounds like a real smart guy.
Seabass_Chan 33
Just go with it. Get your friend to play along for ***** and giggles.
Coldinside 12
Did you say she looked sexy? Or maybe that she looked hot? That would be grounds for suspicion.
randomguy76 14
That's not grounds for anything considering that OP was talking to her best friend....
fakedsincerity 32
I tell my male and female friends they look hot all the time - i don't want to date them (as I'm not single) but giving your friends and ego boost and appreciating them is what friends are for. Her boyfriend sounds like he has self esteem and trust issues.
SPN_lover666 27
#4, I always tell my female friends if they look sexy or hot in an outfit. My ex never thought I was a lesbian. So no, a compliment doesn't mean anything to get suspicious about.
Thatissarcastic 17
I've had friends say I have a nice butt/ boobs etc. and plenty were straight. It's just a compliment it doesn't make her gay. Being gay makes her gay.
bapbap_fml 15
This is ridiculous. When my mom went on her first date since her and my dad split I told her she looked sexy. It's something women say to each other to boost their confidence and encourage each other. Your comment makes me suspect you know very little about women.
mikuxxhatsune 32
Nope, even if it was you look sexy/hot it would be stupid to base a person's sexuality on that.
QueenJay81 13
Well I must be a straight up lesbian lmao I smack my besties ass all the time (she has an ass as big as nicki but her is real) I also smack my moms ass...I like big butts and I cannot lie (I swear I'm not gay)
Danichaney 15
Obviously you want her. Why else would you give someone a compliment? Silly.
seaboundrhino813 8
If the roles were switched, the guy would be getting hell.
whatarethisss 23
#42 She complimented her girl best friend. If he were to compliment his guy best friend I doubt OP would've cared.
AyeTee77 18
He's playing mind games. He wants a threesome. Award him with one for his efforts. You're welcome, boyfriend.
leogachi 15
@6 Mind games should be awarded with being dumped.
schalk 12
That thing that flew over everybody's head, that was the joke. Imagine that, on a site for farts & giggles.
joljenni 6
I have no idea how anyone can say you deserve it. Good on you OP for being a nice friend. Your boyfriend's a dumbass and the jealous type. Find a secure man. Good job! :)
chrisbeaudoin 26
Most of the ydi's are just people accidentally clicking it, if you Look on most fml's there is about 10x more fyl than ydi.
tantanpanda 26
So you're saying that 10% of people accident click YDI? No, there are people who truly think someone deserves it, no matter how bad it is.
corky1992 33
He must not realize how often girls compliment each other when it comes to stuff like that lol.
teapotrevolt 27
Good opportunity for a surprise threesome. Just kidding! :P
schreibergx93 19
Totally not kidding ;) haha
derangedplanet 23
Mmm. It's probably just wishful thinking.