Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
LesboLover
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Anonymous
Longmont, United States
Bad thought
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Anonymous
Keeping up
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Anonymous
Big Little Lies
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML
confused
Canada
Keep schtum
Today, I found out that my employers hired me under the assumption that I was gay. Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded. I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job. FML
Just_do_it_17
United States
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML
tee
Kansas City, United States
Kinda sus, dude
Today, I found out people are suspicious of me at work because I do a good job. FML
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QWERTYCommander 5
Justin Bieber's girlfriend?
sweet_candy_ 17
I think someone needs a makeover :)
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DLTsandwich 5
I picture a long-haired pretty-boy with guyliner and unisex clothes. Mmhmm.
chobitschibi1369 0
So your guy is a little feminine and your coworkers think you are a lesbian. Things can always be worse. They could have thought you were a gay man instead eventhough you are a woman.
xalerion 0
who really cares what they think? you've got a boyfriend and hopefully you're happy being with him, if it bothers you that much then either talk with him or if it's bc of his body type, skin tone, etc or w/e then maybe you shouldn't be with him if it bothers you that much what ppl think
elmorous 0
lmao. strip him down in front of mom and dad to prove a point. then he has an fml
jfarrow9703 11
i think 17 has a good idea, but when have you known a guy to be shy about hisself? hell when every man is alone he has the biggest dick in the world, so go give your office a show!!!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
himself* Sorry, pet peeve. You wouldn't say hersself, right?
FantasticFin 0
omfg! give it up! ****!
Cjmw 7
And the problem with that is...?
bayonet 0
whatever happened to manly men? why is it ok to be a feminine, fairylike, fag? the people in this country need to wake up
xicano 0
does he look like marilyn manson with man boobs?
mythii 3
maybe he needs to put the eyeliner and nail polish away. and give that bitch a haircut while you're at it. YDI.
laden_swallow09 35
I have long, wavy, sexy hair, and I'm oft mistaken as a woman when seen from behind. How do I compensate? I HAVE A BEARD! Get your boytoy to grow a pair, and then some hair on his baby face.