Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
LesboLover
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Anonymous
Longmont, United States
Bad thought
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Anonymous
Keeping up
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Anonymous
Big Little Lies
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML
confused
Canada
Keep schtum
Today, I found out that my employers hired me under the assumption that I was gay. Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded. I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job. FML
Just_do_it_17
United States
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML
tee
Kansas City, United States
Kinda sus, dude
Today, I found out people are suspicious of me at work because I do a good job. FML
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QWERTYCommander 5
Justin Bieber's girlfriend?
sweet_candy_ 17
I think someone needs a makeover :)
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Comments (95)
SereniLove 0
LOL he must be.......attractive?!
suppressed08 2
That's how it rolls 8)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Hey now, androgyny can be sexy!
mrahhhhh 21
You have two options: tell everybody that he's a guy (best option), or take him to work, get everybody to see, and pull his pants down while simultaneously saying "I ******* TOLD YOU SO!" (prepare to be boyfriendless).
hahaalolz 0
win
FantasticFin 0
like
youravgfuckup 12
Soo a really awful twist of She's the Man?
drawing_a_blank 0
How is this an FML? FHL for looking like a girl.
pizzaboy031 0
lol dont tell me u didnt get it xD?
jose1760 1
Let's go eat some fish tacos! you know you want too!
sourgirl101 29
Only if it's a snapper.
deformedsurf 0
Red snapper. Very tasty
Doortje 30
tell him to stop wearing dresses.
nikki9tails 3
hahhahahaha your taste in man suck
quangy_fml 0
maybe you really are a lesbian?
amiegh 0
it's an fml for him not you..
mintcar 10
My ex boyfriend has really long hair and some people actually thought he was a girl when I posted pictures of us up.
oshi16toofly 0
why does your boyfriend resemble a girl? I mean if your office thought he was a she maybe it's time for a double take.