tee
Kansas City, United States
Kinda sus, dude
Today, I found out people are suspicious of me at work because I do a good job. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
zacharynedley
Elkridge, United States
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
AloisTrancy
Corporate logic
Today, I was called into the office and suspended due to allegations made by a coworker of poor work performance. Yesterday, I received a certificate praising my work performance. I might be dismissed at any moment. FML
Anonymous
De Pinte, Belgium
Today, my co-workers decided in our meeting with my boss that everything is my fault. When asked for examples, they couldn't come up with any. Now they are mad at me, because I'm apparently good at my job. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
MVP
Today, my boss, whom everyone despises, noticed I did a good job, so he clapped me on the back, said more people should work like me, and that he knew he liked me for a reason. I’ve been getting absolute death glares from everyone, including my supervisor. Even the cleaning ladies are giving me evils. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Slackers
Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML
yupimher
The long goodbye
Today, I found out my job is trying to get me to quit. FML
Anonymous
Atwater, United States
Today, my slacker co-worker accused me of stealing because I got more hours than him. I was called into the manager's office and interrogated. They believed him, and sent me home for the day. I guess it pays off being the boss's kid. FML
Lexiebear27
United States
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
KnightToucan
Today, I got written up at work over false accusations that I didn't do some safety tasks. The same tasks that were done before I had even arrived. FML
Top comments
Tripartita 45
Add on some shrunken testicles or excess female body hair, and you'll know how steroidal athletes feel when their teammates notice their dramatic improvement.
nonsensical 26
You do /too/ good a job though.... *stares suspiciously at OP*
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Comments (36)
1915destroyer 22
Do a bad job and they'll get suspicious why you're not doing a good job
nonsensical 26
You do /too/ good a job though.... *stares suspiciously at OP*
Marynfrankie 19
This comment made me literally LOL
newzealand 28
Like when the word "lol" comes out your mouth. And you have to check around to makes sure no one heard?
cootiequeen4444 11
that has happened to me way more than I'd like to admit. I don't go LOL though. I make it into a one syllable word. pronounced like dole with an L (Lole). I always feel incredibly guilty afterwards too. can practically feel my ancestors shaking their head at my shame. I'm pretty sure people in today's world would do the same thing though.... lol~
Marynfrankie 19
I meant more like literally just burst out laughing out loud randomly. But at least someone gets it :) haha
thatannoyingdude 19
Haters gonna hate, and winners gonna motivate!
Magnoxidans 19
Suspicious or threatened by you?
HylianBadger 21
I'm thinking the latter. Jealous coworkers tend to boost their own self esteems by claiming that hard workers must have an ulterior motive behind their actions.
worldclassrager 41
If they keep a close eye they could learn a thing or two...like maybe pulling their own weight and not being so nosey...
Raxy_fml 18
let me get this straight.. you go to work.. and then work? God damn, man, if that doesn't scream suspicious I don't know what does
DeliMeat08 14
Are you sure it isn't the professional demeanor? Maybe the respect you show people? Those are really suspicious behaviors, too.
Tripartita 45
Add on some shrunken testicles or excess female body hair, and you'll know how steroidal athletes feel when their teammates notice their dramatic improvement.
cranberries_fml 17
Are you perhaps an assassin?
TheGamingGamer 28
Wait a minute, you go to work, and actually work? Wow, if that doesn't scream suspicious, I don't know what does.
thatweirdasian 22
That's pretty much what #6 said, lol, and almost word-for-word too...
Lalala579121 28
21 - That is pretty suspicious...