Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML
Today, my entire family thinks I'm a lesbian. I'm straight. I'm embarrassed and don't know how to tell them that I've been single for so long because I can't get a guy. FML
Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I learned that despite having told them two years ago, my parents still aren't accepting of me being gay. I found this out when my mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet. FML
Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
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Top comments
iLazy 0
How'd you survive for so long in a closet?
smiley1014 23
Sounds like they just want you to be straight for them. Be yourself!
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smiley1014 23
Sounds like they just want you to be straight for them. Be yourself!
weardo2011 0
WTF
liquidfireKAN 0
lol I started reading this and though that you were literally in a closet. OP-no matter what anyone says don't change.
techweed 12
normally I'd make a homophobic-yet-extremely funny comment about this story, but given that I've just come back from a week-long ban (which, by the way, is torture) I'll just keep it to myself
Grimmerie 31
homophobia = never funny.
HugeRedRash 0
homophobia isnt funny but its ok for gays to be hetterophobic? also, you probly cant get a man
HugeRedRash 0
homophobia isnt funny but its ok for gays to be hetterophobic? also, you probly cant get a man
LoonyKev 0
have you kissed a girl ? did you like it ?
mrahhhhh 21
**** Katy Perry.
LoonyKev 0
hahaa :-P
redbluegreen 41
That might be difficult considering she has a husband.
forgettingsunday 0
1. bisexuality 2. gay marriage isn't legal so it's not like she could go marry the girl she kissed or anything.
annasakki 0
that is one ugly pic
CitrusGirl 0
forgettingsunday, you seem to be FORGETTING she married Russel Brand. Cool British comedian dude that's got the crazy hair? Also, just because she sang that song doesn't mean she's bi. Note that she also sang the song "you're so gay."
kasumii 1
I agree with mrahhhhh. American pop. -_-
VorpikeII 17
ForgettingSunday- gay marriage is legal in some places like Canada. And some states.
DjeePee 25
Gay marriage should be legal in every self-respecting state.
grrrrmetigers 0
its legal in colorado for one. dont tell people what they can or cant do. way to be a man bitch dude.
mrahhhhh 21
Introduce them to one of the girls you dated or the girl you're dating.
rockefoe 6
I swear this one has been posted before. At least those with Alzheimer's are enjoying it!
theuns 8
wats there to enjoy about a Lezo feeling sorry for herself?
theuns 8
ydi for being lezo
fluffyrocka 0
It's okay, if I was a girl I would be a lesben
Petunia888 13
Lol, all straight guys say that!
Bekll 31
I hate it when some people assume heterosexuality is the default...
TheDrifter 24
Isn't it? If we defaulted to anything else we would have run out of people by now. Don't worry, they'll teach you how reproduction works in health class eventually.
afdude87 6
education: 1, crack: 0.
CitrusGirl 0
Pretty much what Drifter said. You will notice we still have people. If there were more homosexual than heterosexual people we would have a much smaller world population.
Cjeezy 0
that's cause it is the default idiot..
SMGnow 0
umm don't you think the world is just a smidgen overpopulated?
mintcar 10
Who cares what they think? I won't let it bother you if I were you.
iLazy 0
How'd you survive for so long in a closet?
Miss_Michaela 10
I'm going to assume you're joking, because the alternative makes me worry about the next generation.
MrleClochard 4
Really?
SlyTail 5
Lesbianism FTW ^_^