Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML
Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling several people that my fiancé and I will be moving into her house for the foreseeable future. All because we're moving to a city close by for jobs and are still searching for housing. I found this out from several of the people she told. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Today, I moved out of my parents' house and started living alone. All of a sudden, my parents started requiring me to text or call them every 5 minutes to tell them where I am and what I'm doing, from 6am to 12am every day. If I don't, they will go looking for me, and force me to move back in with them. FML
Today, I got home and once again my mom started shouting at me for ignoring her and never visiting. For context, I moved from London to Yorkshire to escape the evil cow. She not only found me, she bought the house next door to mine and moved in. I can’t afford to move again any time soon. FML
Today, even though I was very clear before I went on holiday that I was going completely zero contact to de-stress, my mother rang at least twice a day. When I stopped answering the phone, she found the direct number of the local police station in a foreign country and sent them to find me. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
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cefarix 5
Today, I tried calling my son yet again, and got no response. I've been calling him for days. I'm worried out of my mind and I'm going to move 600 miles to be with him. FML
Anony_fml 0
You couldn't call her back after your hangover ended?
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Comments (104)
Azlin_22 0
that does sound a bit wierd of her to move cities to be in the same one you are in, but if you only found out she had moved cities when she turned up at your door then it must have been a pretty long time since you last talked since up rooting and moving cities is not a small task that you can nessiserily do over night or decide over night.
Brasil_fml 0
@ # 15: did you move to hell?
jonnymohio 2
Transfer to another college, far far away.
notmuch 0
Wow, talk about helicopter parents! I'm so sorry!
panda_bear511 0
... @30: You second #36? You're number 30! There is no 36, there have only been 31 comments on this XD And what the hell is with the rest of your post? I has nothing to do with this FML Go somewhere else
alexthebrit 0
#32.....................get the right fml and op i know exactly what you're going through. my mother's a professor and she INSISTED that i go to the college that she taught at. it was..........heartbreaking, shall we say. i transferred after the first semester, i couldn't handle it.
Breadstix 0
Heh... I can imagine my mum doing that to me o_O
babawaba 0
Answer the damn phone
the_space_pope 2
Who is paying for your college education? Who is paying for your room and board? If it's you, then you can kindly tell your mother that you are sincerely sorry for not answering your phone, and you will make an effort to pick up the phone and call her from time to time. If it's her, you are very lucky, and you very much so deserve this. Grant it you are an adult, providing that she is paying for your education, you deserve it if you can't pick up your phone...which she most likely pays for as well.
TheGoalie 0
You're a fratboy... go to hell :-)