Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML
Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling several people that my fiancé and I will be moving into her house for the foreseeable future. All because we're moving to a city close by for jobs and are still searching for housing. I found this out from several of the people she told. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Today, I moved out of my parents' house and started living alone. All of a sudden, my parents started requiring me to text or call them every 5 minutes to tell them where I am and what I'm doing, from 6am to 12am every day. If I don't, they will go looking for me, and force me to move back in with them. FML
Today, I got home and once again my mom started shouting at me for ignoring her and never visiting. For context, I moved from London to Yorkshire to escape the evil cow. She not only found me, she bought the house next door to mine and moved in. I can’t afford to move again any time soon. FML
Today, even though I was very clear before I went on holiday that I was going completely zero contact to de-stress, my mother rang at least twice a day. When I stopped answering the phone, she found the direct number of the local police station in a foreign country and sent them to find me. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
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cefarix 5
Today, I tried calling my son yet again, and got no response. I've been calling him for days. I'm worried out of my mind and I'm going to move 600 miles to be with him. FML
Anony_fml 0
You couldn't call her back after your hangover ended?
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cefarix 5
Today, I tried calling my son yet again, and got no response. I've been calling him for days. I'm worried out of my mind and I'm going to move 600 miles to be with him. FML
hahaLexinater 0
doesnt sound THAT bad when you put it that way
SaucyNuttBugget 7
I wish my mom was in the same city as me and not 2800 miles away. Soak up the time with her - she's not always going to be there for you.
Anony_fml 0
You couldn't call her back after your hangover ended?
panda_bear511 0
@1: Stop doing the response FMLs. They're not funny @OP: That is a bit weird but you know how mothers are (or you don't). She's just worried about you and it's probably the longest you've been away from her. I know my mother's over-protective (though maybe not as overprotective as yours...)
Scarshadow101 6
Just because you don't find something funny doesn't mean others don't...
junjouromantica 0
That will be my mom in the future. She already insists on walking me home. I'm fourteen and my school is only a mile away.
sunshyne84_fml 0
my mom did some bullshit like that and was talkin to my teachers and stuff and sendin me emails talkin about she was gonna call the police and report me as missing, ****** psycho mom!!!
onigiriqueen 0
#1: I agree with #3. We all hate you, go away. OP: I hate mothers who can't cut the freaking umbilical cord. All I heard when people found out I was moving to Japan at 18 was: "Ohmygod, my parents would NEVER let me do that!" Uhm, at 18 years old, you are an adult and should be treated as such. I would thoroughly scold my mother for doing something like that because it means she didn't respect me. Granted, I love my mother to death, and we are really close, but she isn't THAT ridiculous.
fantome_fml 0
Maybe if you answered your phone every once and a while she wouldn't have moved 600 miles so her ungreatful son would atleast awknowledge her existance...ever think about that huh? lol
boss12_fml 0
if my mom walked the halls of my frat... well shed 4sure pull me out of school! and it would just make her worry more about my life haha
onigiriqueen 0
#5: Were you in high school? If so, she has every right to stay in contact with your teachers. She should be. It means she cares. Until you're 18, you belong to your parents, so just suck it up and be patient for that day to come.
JHPugh 19
I highly doubt OP is under 18. It is stated that the school in question is 600 miles away from where she lived and mentioned fraternity, therefore more than likely college. Get your act together
sunshyne84_fml 0
#7 have u been to college, ppl are really busy especially if u r in a frat u dont spend a lot of time at home unless u are sleeping or cleaning urself up, its time for mom to let go!! she could have sent an email or just left a message and let him call back or something, anything!