Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
nekoneko
United States
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
Anonymous
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
PetitPrincePerdu
United States
Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Fight your own battles
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
justdancebbyx3
United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Anonymous
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
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olivesaur 0
ew
allmidnighteyes 11
So it would appear Edward Cullen likes the older ladies, too...
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Comments (142)
olivesaur 0
ew
Themistocles_fml 0
He hit the jackpot lol XD.
sugarr0babby0 0
Well that's not creepy at all...
jewban 3
3sum? I'm soooo original
SmallTownCutie 0
duuuuude....that sucks dirty, hairy, monkey balls. tell your mom? or run away?
MagneticGuitar 0
This is his plan: One step at a time.
ninjafrogz66 0
then your mom has an odd taste in guys, wouldn't ya say?
aardvarkish 17
Use a rat trap.
Cyosaric 0
Does he pee in her butt?
XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0
poor OP be safe :)
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
this would be any stalkers fantasy having sex with the person who gave birth to you....that's hot
aprilsapples 0
#40 well whatever makes her happy
imortal20 0
threesome ftw. steal her boyfriend
spencerstoaker 7
Unfortunately, there's a good chance that her MOM'S boyfriend is wayyy older than the op.
CherryBomb511 3
So? Age is only but a number honey.
Daler92 5
Could be a boy, so it might be a bad idea!
DearLar 0
kinky.
KingDingALing 9
Age also lets people know how limp your penis is, how many wrinkles you have, and how many white hairs you have.
aardvarkish 17
30, don't be a hater!
wowthatshorrible_fml 0
creepy
guestxxx 0
agreed
goddessallison 0
ahh gross!
iliketurdles 7
You must be really self involved to not notice he was after your mum, whom I assume is a MILF.
fistpumping101 0
You must be really dense not to consider that he's dating her mom to get to her.
FTC_Socialist 3
You must all be ignorant to not know he's a terrorist planting a snuke inside her mom's snatch to get revenge on the OP's cruel indifference!
11colio11 4
there's a snuke in your snizz!
Judus_beej 0
blackmail!!! or run!!! "the power is yours" - captain planet
CoonAndFriends 0
So maybe he's just trying to get with you? ;D No, just kidding, or am I?
allmidnighteyes 11
So it would appear Edward Cullen likes the older ladies, too...
Cass3m0 0
I believe so, my good sir. I believe so.
Niaa_fml 0
I noticed that there's been lots of stalker FMLs lately. Just wondering if we should be worried.
iliketurdles 7
Not really, I would worry more about the Grammar Nazi's.
FTC_Socialist 3
The Grammar Nazi's what? =3.
PointAndLaugh 0
I chuckled.
Hot_kid 0
*nice* classic