Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML
Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling several people that my fiancé and I will be moving into her house for the foreseeable future. All because we're moving to a city close by for jobs and are still searching for housing. I found this out from several of the people she told. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Today, I moved out of my parents' house and started living alone. All of a sudden, my parents started requiring me to text or call them every 5 minutes to tell them where I am and what I'm doing, from 6am to 12am every day. If I don't, they will go looking for me, and force me to move back in with them. FML
Today, I got home and once again my mom started shouting at me for ignoring her and never visiting. For context, I moved from London to Yorkshire to escape the evil cow. She not only found me, she bought the house next door to mine and moved in. I can’t afford to move again any time soon. FML
Today, even though I was very clear before I went on holiday that I was going completely zero contact to de-stress, my mother rang at least twice a day. When I stopped answering the phone, she found the direct number of the local police station in a foreign country and sent them to find me. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
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cefarix 5
Today, I tried calling my son yet again, and got no response. I've been calling him for days. I'm worried out of my mind and I'm going to move 600 miles to be with him. FML
Anony_fml 0
You couldn't call her back after your hangover ended?
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bookworm_x 0
dude, i would KILL my mom if she ever did that. UGH.
rhianna060 8
Are you an only child? Is she divorced or widowed? Your her world and even if you find it creppy shes still your mom and misses you and worries about you. Talk to her about and tell her that you are in college and need your Independence but you like that shes their for you.
aliasanonymous 0
That's why you should always call your mom back promptly.
Imthatgirlthere 0
I can't believe your mom spent the money and the time to move to your city. Talk about "Empty Nest Syndrome". Get the hell out of that town. There's a very good chance she was calling you to tell you she's moved to you. Next time, at least text her back. And have somewhere else to stay.
pleasetryagain 0
The people who are complaining about him not answering the phone are getting a little high and mighty. You don't know what his relationship is with her. If she is the kind of person who need to constantly know what's going on, I can DEFINITELY see why he wouldn't pick up his phone on purpose. On other hand, sometimes you can completely forget that you have a phone- especially if it's at the bottom of a bag and there's music on. My mother needed to talk AT LEAST once a day when I left for school, and this was at a low point in our relationship. She called every day to tell me what I was doing wrong, even though she wasn't there to see if any of it was true. She then started to complain that I never call her, and the argument that I didn't have to because she calls me every day didn't seem to make sense to her. I eventually had to give her a special ring tone so that I could know when she called and not have to pick it up EVERY time. People hear the word "mother" and their hearts melt and the suddenly she can do no wrong just because she spat out a baby and decided to keep it.
fantasyworld 39
You're also really busy in college with constant homework, papers and tests.
cxal_fml 0
If you got a job, instead of having your mom pay your tuition, you wouldn't have to worry about things like this happening, Your mom pays your college bills, she has the same right to stalk you she had when she supported you in high school
pinkpony 0
I love how everyone is using this FML to gripe about their own personal mother issues. And seriously, I think it's better to have a mom who would move 600 miles for you than a cold cruel one who doesn't care at all. At least we know the OP's mom cares and loves him!
that_guy_you_are 0
YDI for being a frat boy.
that_guy_you_are 0
#81 who in the hell doesn't pay their own tuition? And #77 learn to English.
rverboom 0
FAKE. obviously a loving mother would tell you if she was moving .. UMM obviously thats a huge commitment