Today, I inherited several buttloads of money from my grandmother, including property, and by gosh did so many relatives appear from the woodwork to remind me of money granny owed them, or how they just needed an investment to kickstart their business venture. The whole lot of them can screw off. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I inherited a lot of money from a great aunt that I had forgotten about. Her immediate family are all scumbags who were only after her money, so she willed it to me and my mom to say "fuck you" to them from beyond the grave. Now I keep getting threatening phone calls. Thanks auntie. FML
Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML
Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML
Today, my great aunt left me her house in her will. She probably thought she was doing something nice, but unfortunately she has no head for practical matters and ownership included both her mortgages, so by the time I sold her house and paid the mortgages, I’m now £140,000 in the hole. FML
Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because, "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML
Today, I found I'd inherited money through the death of my childless aunt, enough to be debt free and pay my entire mortgage. My cheating ex girlfriend found out and is demanding half, since my aunt died when we were still living together under common law. She’s getting solicitors involved. FML
Today, after I just bought a house that is pretty good and suits all our needs for space, my in-laws moved in because they ran into financial troubles. Guess who is stuck with all the extra expenditures? FML
Today, my dad refuses to let me inherit all of his money, which might just put a roof over my head when I’m older. *His* money? Well, actually, he inherited it. FML
Today, my grandpa died suddenly. About a month ago, he gifted me a few thousand dollars to buy a used car. My uncle is now demanding I return it, saying I can't prove that my grandfather agreed to it, and that he wants his rightful share of the inheritance. FML
Today, while struggling to find a job that will accommodate my disabilities, an acquaintance ranted at me about how nobody wants to work hard, and they have to earn what they get. This chucklefuck works for his father, will inherit a multi-million dollar business, and bought his house from his aunt. FML
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Top comments
cuz803 46
Protect yourself from them at all times. You might lose a lot of connections but stay away and depart from them. If the will was set as is, there's no argument about it. Damn bottom feeders.
Yudith 28
Hello. You might not remember me, but I was your Grandma's best friend's brother's step-cousin from the woodworks, and she borrowed one buttload of money from me to play at the Casino just before her death. Please Venmo me the money ASAP so I can kickstart my business venture. Thank you.
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cuz803 46
Protect yourself from them at all times. You might lose a lot of connections but stay away and depart from them. If the will was set as is, there's no argument about it. Damn bottom feeders.
Yudith 28
Hello. You might not remember me, but I was your Grandma's best friend's brother's step-cousin from the woodworks, and she borrowed one buttload of money from me to play at the Casino just before her death. Please Venmo me the money ASAP so I can kickstart my business venture. Thank you.
L0life29 6
Me too!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
SylvarLorali 4
Good. It doesn't matter if your grandmother owed them money - that does NOT mean that you do, because you don't. Do not give any of them a cent and keep the money all to yourself, no matter how angry they get or how much they beg. Leeches.
stickyface 17
The time for debtors to make good on their claims was when the estate was in probate, NOT after you've received your bequest. And since when does sudden money imply that you're now a venture capitalist? The whole lot of them can indeed screw off.
BurnInDemonFire 39
You have what is known as "**** off" money, so say exactly that.
RichardPencil 32
Just put it all into RichardPencil NFTs, and it will be safe from moochers while earning fabulous returns!
D J's MOM 17
no one has stated the obvious... if grandma had that much money, why on earth would she have borrowed from them? they're lying through their teeth just to con you out of some $$. good for you for telling them all to kiss your ass!
BurnInDemonFire 39
There's a reason we've avoided stating the obvious. Because it's obvious.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That's right, they can! Your grandmother left the money to you, not them. And if she owed them something, well, that's on her, not you. Stand your ground. Get lawyers involved if you must.