Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML
Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling several people that my fiancé and I will be moving into her house for the foreseeable future. All because we're moving to a city close by for jobs and are still searching for housing. I found this out from several of the people she told. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Today, I moved out of my parents' house and started living alone. All of a sudden, my parents started requiring me to text or call them every 5 minutes to tell them where I am and what I'm doing, from 6am to 12am every day. If I don't, they will go looking for me, and force me to move back in with them. FML
Today, I got home and once again my mom started shouting at me for ignoring her and never visiting. For context, I moved from London to Yorkshire to escape the evil cow. She not only found me, she bought the house next door to mine and moved in. I can’t afford to move again any time soon. FML
Today, even though I was very clear before I went on holiday that I was going completely zero contact to de-stress, my mother rang at least twice a day. When I stopped answering the phone, she found the direct number of the local police station in a foreign country and sent them to find me. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
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cefarix 5
Today, I tried calling my son yet again, and got no response. I've been calling him for days. I'm worried out of my mind and I'm going to move 600 miles to be with him. FML
Anony_fml 0
You couldn't call her back after your hangover ended?
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foxlangserv 0
Yeah, I had to move to Europe to get the stalking to stop. I'm older now, but if I lived in the States it would continue. My only words of wisdom are: if you see a missed call from your mother, just text her back saying you are OK. Believe me, it defuses the whole situation. I was out of contact for a few days once over here and she almost called the embassy to start looking for me. Just text her next time. My sister still lives at home. If she doesn't come home by 10 or call, my mom will still go driving around looking for her. My sister is 33. Mother's never stop being mothers. I'll never understand it.
Ketchup_Castle 30
Wow. What a creepy mother. And I thought it was bad enough when mine called my friends after I didn't pick up her phone calls after a while.
jmcr 27
For the people saying OP is being cold hearted what is wrong with YOU? It isnt normal for a mom to move 600 miles because she didnt hear from him in two days. He is in COLLEGE. He shouldnt have to be watched like a 4 year old. There is a thing as TOO MUCH loving so no she didnt have to move 600 mi to check up on her "baby"
JaegerMayCry 13
Overly protective mother much?
fantasyworld 39
That's creepy.
wanted_2_want 40
"Next time a ser your damn phone"... OP's mother.
dihannasaurus 9
i think that's absolubtly adorable. mine's locked up.