Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML
Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling several people that my fiancé and I will be moving into her house for the foreseeable future. All because we're moving to a city close by for jobs and are still searching for housing. I found this out from several of the people she told. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Today, I moved out of my parents' house and started living alone. All of a sudden, my parents started requiring me to text or call them every 5 minutes to tell them where I am and what I'm doing, from 6am to 12am every day. If I don't, they will go looking for me, and force me to move back in with them. FML
Today, I got home and once again my mom started shouting at me for ignoring her and never visiting. For context, I moved from London to Yorkshire to escape the evil cow. She not only found me, she bought the house next door to mine and moved in. I can’t afford to move again any time soon. FML
Today, even though I was very clear before I went on holiday that I was going completely zero contact to de-stress, my mother rang at least twice a day. When I stopped answering the phone, she found the direct number of the local police station in a foreign country and sent them to find me. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
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cefarix 5
Today, I tried calling my son yet again, and got no response. I've been calling him for days. I'm worried out of my mind and I'm going to move 600 miles to be with him. FML
Anony_fml 0
You couldn't call her back after your hangover ended?
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Comments (104)
sunshyne84_fml 0
#9 no I wasnt, we're talkin college here, I am grown
onigiriqueen 0
#11: Wow, then she's a psycho. Scary.
Go_Home 0
HAHAHHAHA. THAT SUCKS!
Jimboom 12
My mother did something similar though to be fair I should have called her. I came home for a holiday from living abroad and went out with my friends. After the 3rd day of partying with them my friend got a phonecall from the bar where he worked saying a woman had come in looking for me. As she didn't know where my friend lived or have his phone number she freaked out and went to the only place she thought he might be. Mothers worry. Thats what they do. Just give them a text or a quick phonecall/e-mail when they try contact you to let them know you are ok and that usually calms them down.
Luckster 0
Can you place a restraining order on your own mother if she's actually 'stalking' you? You're a grown man! You should be able to do whatever you damn well please! I moved. 1,000 miles away to get away from my parents! I couldn't be happier. It's too hot down here for them to even consider pulling what your mother did.
LilKonvicted 0
Whaw that sucks..
grazynaanka 0
#7 it might be hard considering how busy this time of the semester is with people. papers are do. finals are happening. extremely busy. sometimes its hard to make a phone call when you have all that to worry about. op: your mom scares me.
BB_baby 0
sounds like my mom who said if i go away to college that she was gonna move near me
biopill 0
Same. My mother is looking for a job near my university, actually. Plus, before I left, she told me that she would be there, and I wouldn't even know it. O.o
elara15 0
My mother was vaguely like that when I was in college. We could only get reception in the dorms by leaning out the window, so I didn't use my cell much. I'd wake up to her leaving IMs like, "I know you're on and have me blocked!" It was the oddest thing. Luckily, she grew out of it, and I hope the same for you.
Yogirl1223 0
hahaha, omg this sounds exactly like my mom! i went to la for a day and when i never called her back saying i got back to my college she proceeded to call all my friends at 2am trying to find out why i never called her. and she's flying 3000 miles from ny to "pack up my stuff for storage" next week. there goes celebration time after finals :( i feel really bad for my lil brother though, she pretty much told him from now that she's moving to wherever he ends up going to college lmao.