Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I woke up in the hospital with a mild concussion, a sprained neck, and a broken shoulder. How did this happen? Earlier, I ran into the guy I used to bully all throughout school. Once his wife realized who I was, she piledrived me. FML
Today, I saw the guy I bullied during elementary school and tried to apologize to him. Instead, he took out a knife and stabbed me. I'm currently in the ER. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
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interesting33 37
OP this is so serious. Please PLEASE press charges! she is dangerous and needs help. and you need support as a victim of an awful crime. you should get compensation. hopefully a good plastic surgeon will be able to fix the initials.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Make sure you introduce her to those assault and battery charges.
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interesting33 37
OP this is so serious. Please PLEASE press charges! she is dangerous and needs help. and you need support as a victim of an awful crime. you should get compensation. hopefully a good plastic surgeon will be able to fix the initials.
interesting33 37
but I would recommend getting some counselling or something because this is a horrible experience and traumatic.
themetropolitan 19
Yeah, and if you can't afford plastic surgery, you can sue her for the money it will cost !
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Make sure you introduce her to those assault and battery charges.
Johnny5 16
And don’t forget the lawsuit to cover pain and damages. Reconstructive plastic surgery isn’t cheap.
RichardPencil 32
He’s a lucky guy. Of course, he’ll probably end up having to visit his dedicated girlfriend in prison or the psych ward.
saffy66 34
So her boyfriend stood by and watched, did he? Because it sounds like you’re saying he was there talking to you when she came along.
sillymama 21
To be fair... if he is a rational person? When she came up and did assaulted that poor girl, he may froze. A lot of people freeze when they witness an attack like that. It’s hard to even know where to begin with how awful what happened to her is, let alone actually seeing it. I hope she gets all the help she needs and the attacker gets the book thrown at her.
ohsnapword 21
I hope this post was the third thing you did after filing charges and contacting a good personal injury attorney.
wanted_2_want 40
She needs some time out. Behind bars. And a straitjacket
lat187 18
We are here for you OP. Restraining order and press charges to work towards keeping you safe in the future. Prayers for a speedy recovery.
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
Girl should be in jail!
silentbabydeer 10
I feel like this has to be one of the worst FML I have ever read. In seriousness though I hope you pressed charges against her. I hope the plastic surgeon will be able to fix this for you but as for your traumatic experience I hope you will consider getting help in coping with this. As for this “boyfriend”, I really hope he broke it off with his girlfriend after what she did to you because that’s a huge red flag for him being in relationship with controlling psycho.
AstroTurfMatador 11
"I feel like this has to be one of the worst FML I have ever read. In seriousness though I " Wait...so your first sentence was a joke?
JasonThorn 23
Testimony at the trial to the judge: "Would you like to know...how I got these scars?"