Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML
Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling several people that my fiancé and I will be moving into her house for the foreseeable future. All because we're moving to a city close by for jobs and are still searching for housing. I found this out from several of the people she told. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Today, I moved out of my parents' house and started living alone. All of a sudden, my parents started requiring me to text or call them every 5 minutes to tell them where I am and what I'm doing, from 6am to 12am every day. If I don't, they will go looking for me, and force me to move back in with them. FML
Today, I got home and once again my mom started shouting at me for ignoring her and never visiting. For context, I moved from London to Yorkshire to escape the evil cow. She not only found me, she bought the house next door to mine and moved in. I can’t afford to move again any time soon. FML
Today, even though I was very clear before I went on holiday that I was going completely zero contact to de-stress, my mother rang at least twice a day. When I stopped answering the phone, she found the direct number of the local police station in a foreign country and sent them to find me. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
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cefarix 5
Today, I tried calling my son yet again, and got no response. I've been calling him for days. I'm worried out of my mind and I'm going to move 600 miles to be with him. FML
Anony_fml 0
You couldn't call her back after your hangover ended?
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amanda2_fml 0
My mom did the SAME THING! Except it was 450 miles.
firebrand111 0
My mom is crazy but that is ridiculous...
theoldGP 0
#41 is right. just cause your a fratboy with no respect for your mom. you're probs overexaggerating. maybe you didnt call her for like a week!
lmmmr 0
I seriously, SERIOUSLY doubt that she decided to permanently move to where you are in those two days that you did not return her phone calls. There is no way that she could have found someplace to live, found a job, etc. Also. Your mom cares about you. More than you care about her. Just because you turned 18 doesn't mean that's going to, or should ever stop. Perhaps you should grow up and have some consideration for your mother's worries. How difficult is it to return a phone call? YDI.
mattmag 0
Your mom is crazy! And after only two days, no less. Couldn't she send an email?
skyoolie 0
at least send her an email or call to let her know you are doing okay. if it is a cell she was trying to call you should have seen it, and im guessing she would have left a message. im in college too and my mom gets worried when i don't answer my phone or call, but i try to make an effort to stay in touch just to let her know im okay. she is your mom, she raised you and you should respect her. when i miss a call from my mom i try to call her back within a few hours, or at least the next day when i don't get to my phone until late at night. shoot her a text at least letting her know you are alive and that you are busy, it is final time. but in your defense, two days? i hope she had something really important to tell you.
avikakol 0
yeah dude, you have to call you mom back. otherwise you're just being an ahole. if i had children and they didn't pick u for even two days?!?!
YoUr_ObSeSsIoN 0
She just worried about you but moving 600 miles to be near you is a like drastic to me >.
MonkeySpeaks 4
Helicopter Moms. Geez. They're all ******* crazy. Let your kid GROW UP. Stop hovering over them. Thank god I have a mom who trusts me to take care of myself.
BlackJewel 0
neither i didnt picked up the phone for 5 days because i forgot to charge it, but my mum never dares to do such thing to me. i wouldnt even talk to her anymore.. put a restriction ban on her, so u can get a gf at least . or if not then enjoy your life with ur mum annoying u how cute little baby u are until ur 30