Today, I had an amazing date with my girlfriend. Everything was going great, until I locked my keys in the car. It then started raining. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I tried to impress my date by confidently parallel parking on a busy street. I hit the curb twice, stalled the car, and somehow set off my alarm. Then I locked the keys inside while it screamed. We stood there in silence while people watched. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, it was my first day going to work with new hours where I'm in the office alone for an hour. I managed to lock myself out without my jacket, my phone, and my keys. It was raining. FML
Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy in his car, when we decided we needed a minute of fresh air. We stepped out, only to completely lock ourselves out, with our phones and the keys inside. We had to smash a window. FML
Today, I got caught in the rain without an umbrella. I arrived at work looking like a wet rat, and my boss sent me home to change. I forgot my keys at work and ended up locked out of my apartment in the rain. I can't seem to catch a break. FML
Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my truck for the first time. While trying to unlock it, it started to rain. After half an hour, I successfully unlocked the door and then drove over my bookbag, which I had placed underneath the truck to keep it out of the rain. FML
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RichardPencil 32
That sounds like a fun rom-com! But in real life, it's not so ******' funny. The girl suddenly thinks you're an incompetent idiot and her twat instinctively slams shut because she doesn't want moron babies.
lexxiasaurus 31
next time never let some rain ruin your parade. kiss in the rain, run in puddles, run for cover and hold each other close laughing about it, make a joke that the universe ( or God) wanted you to have more time together. if you put in the effort to make a somewhat shitty situation into a cute memory, she won't have time to think of you as forgetful or whatever mean things you're telling yourself she'll see you want her to smile more than worry or see you down on you because you can make it work
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RichardPencil 32
That sounds like a fun rom-com! But in real life, it's not so ******' funny. The girl suddenly thinks you're an incompetent idiot and her twat instinctively slams shut because she doesn't want moron babies.
lexxiasaurus 31
next time never let some rain ruin your parade. kiss in the rain, run in puddles, run for cover and hold each other close laughing about it, make a joke that the universe ( or God) wanted you to have more time together. if you put in the effort to make a somewhat shitty situation into a cute memory, she won't have time to think of you as forgetful or whatever mean things you're telling yourself she'll see you want her to smile more than worry or see you down on you because you can make it work